why do you guys keep banning me? (Zot! Because we can) (Juwish modz totally rewl!)

To: The Scourge of Yazid

681 posted on 06/30/2004 10:03:22 PM PDT by Slings and Arrows (Am Yisrael Chai!)

To: Slings and Arrows

Can't...suppress...laughter.

Must...not...urinate in pants.

Ahhh!

Mission accomplished!

682 posted on 06/30/2004 10:07:02 PM PDT by The Scourge of Yazid (Ithaca is "the city of evil." Peekskill is the "city of light." Syracuse is the city of basketball.)

Yup Jim.

This thread was DOA.

We were just too callous to know it!

GOD SAVE OUR VERY SOULS!

683 posted on 06/30/2004 10:15:54 PM PDT by The Scourge of Yazid (Ithaca is "the city of evil." Peekskill is the "city of light." Syracuse is the city of basketball.)

To: Brad's Gramma

A kegger huh ???

KEWL .. it's a block party

684 posted on 06/30/2004 10:32:16 PM PDT by Mo1 (50 States baby .. I want all 50 States come November !)

DAAAAARRRRRRGGGGGHHHHH!!!!

Just when I was about to retire for the night, too.

(Sigh.)

685 posted on 06/30/2004 10:39:27 PM PDT by The Scourge of Yazid (Ithaca is "the city of evil." Peekskill is the "city of light." Syracuse is the city of basketball.)

To: The Scourge of Yazid

LOL .. Sorry ... I'm part of the night shift and didn't get the memo

686 posted on 06/30/2004 10:41:59 PM PDT by Mo1 (50 States baby .. I want all 50 States come November !)

Sawl'right.

Sawl'right?

Sawl'right!

Seriously, I suspect that all of the work that I've put into making this thread the morass you see before you will disappear anyway in about seven hours E.S.T.

If only I were a vampire!

Yeh, dat's da ticket!

Vampirism.

687 posted on 06/30/2004 10:45:29 PM PDT by The Scourge of Yazid (Ithaca is "the city of evil." Peekskill is the "city of light." Syracuse is the city of basketball.)

To: The Scourge of Yazid

You people still up? Jeezelouise. Well, so anyway, I started to tell you about this serious digestive problem I contracted from ingesting some dang thing Benny dug up that grim evening at scout camp. I thought he was seriously into airplane models, what with those boxes of glue, but he sez "Bill" he sez, "here, sniff this."

Well, I wannatellya, I didn't know that Freddie and the Dreamers on a transistor radio could ever sound that good, but then we went and sang a bunch of wimpy campfire songs like the one that went "Arise, ye Workers, from your slumbers," that Teddy Kaczynski got us to sing...well, anyway, my buzz was seriously harshed and then Benny hands me this stuff and sez "Bill, ya gotta eat this - I got twenty bucks on it."

So anyways, about an hour later there was this gurgling somewhere just above my BSA belt buckle and cramps like you wouldn't believe...

Hey, is that beer? Can I have some?

688 posted on 06/30/2004 11:01:41 PM PDT by Billthedrill

To: Billthedrill; Conspiracy Guy; Darksheare; lavrenti; Alouette; NYC GOP Chick; KangarooJacqui

(Uncontrollable weeping.)

Will this torture never cease?

END IT NOW!!!!

689 posted on 06/30/2004 11:04:58 PM PDT by The Scourge of Yazid (Ithaca is "the city of evil." Peekskill is the "city of light." Syracuse is the city of basketball.)

Maybe he meant gerbils....

690 posted on 06/30/2004 11:06:33 PM PDT by Othniel (Democrats are like roaches: Shine the Light on them, and they scatter for the darkness.)

Mr. Freeze:

FOILED AGAIN?(!) That dastardly Batman and his sly allies on the West Coast. Well, don't you worry. Once I'm cryogenically reanimated, I'll have my revenge.

NO ONE MESSES WITH MR. FREEZE AND LIVES TO TELL THE TALE!

691 posted on 06/30/2004 11:14:00 PM PDT by The Scourge of Yazid (Ithaca is "the city of evil." Peekskill is the "city of light." Syracuse is the city of basketball.)

Thought so!

Lightweight.

692 posted on 06/30/2004 11:16:41 PM PDT by The Scourge of Yazid (Ithaca is "the city of evil." Peekskill is the "city of light." Syracuse is the city of basketball.)

To: Liberal Classic

The woman on the right is thinking, "what the Sam Hill am I doing here with this bunch of demented twerps?"

Or, is that me thinking the same...?

693 posted on 07/01/2004 12:27:50 AM PDT by KangarooJacqui (I'm here, I'm conservative, if that's queer, you'll just have to live... with it!)

To: KangarooJacqui

Looks more like the Reverand Moon marrying all those men to that one woman.
I guess she is going to be very busy.

694 posted on 07/01/2004 12:40:33 AM PDT by A CA Guy (God Bless America, God bless and keep safe our fighting men and women.)

To: KangarooJacqui

And why is Dana Carvey on the mic doing his George Bush Sr. impression to the left of the picture?

695 posted on 07/01/2004 12:47:45 AM PDT by Liberal Classic (No better friend, no worse enemy. Semper Fi!)

Except that, that ain't Korean in the posters... is it?

696 posted on 07/01/2004 12:48:30 AM PDT by KangarooJacqui (I'm here, I'm conservative, if that's queer, you'll just have to live... with it!)

To: KangarooJacqui

Hell if I know what is really going on in that photograph. One of the risks of google image search. ;)

697 posted on 07/01/2004 12:51:00 AM PDT by Liberal Classic (No better friend, no worse enemy. Semper Fi!)

To: KangarooJacqui

I'm sure it isn't Yoko Ono!

698 posted on 07/01/2004 12:52:43 AM PDT by A CA Guy (God Bless America, God bless and keep safe our fighting men and women.)

To: Liberal Classic

And why is Dana Carvey on the mic doing his George Bush Sr. impression to the left of the picture?

LOL... never noticed that until now! The resemblance is stunning, isn't it? :-)

699 posted on 07/01/2004 12:58:22 AM PDT by KangarooJacqui (I'm here, I'm conservative, if that's queer, you'll just have to live... with it!)

To: KangarooJacqui

``Wouldn't be prudent, stay the course, thousand points of light, BANZAI!''

700 posted on 07/01/2004 1:00:37 AM PDT by Liberal Classic (No better friend, no worse enemy. Semper Fi!)

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