why do you guys keep banning me? (Zot! Because we can) (Juwish modz totally rewl!)

why do people keep banning me everytime I put up interesting articles? I work for a website I think some of you are familiar with called phantirath weekly world news and each time we put somthing up on FR no matter how conservative it is it keeps getting banned. Whats the matter with it?! Damn man what are you marxist socialists communists? I just got a call this mroning from a Juwish friend of mine who said that you banned an important article about Zionism and Noam Federman and about how we were to support israel. I thought you guys supported Juws and others like him!? I mean you know that god is going to punish you if you dont support them and others like Noam Federman who are being downtrodden by the leftists and the Arabs! EVEN Pat Buchanan would be outraged by this! The Juws are wonderful people who have been a blessing to this nation and other nations in the world! Why is it you hypocrites complain about bias and then you shut us up just because you dont agree with us!? Who made you god and told us what we had to do anyway! This website has got to be the most fascist naziast place ive ever been! The Juws will win someday and when the Arabs are gone and when the Juws and rightous gentils go up top you will be atr the bottom! I demand an explanation for why you are doing this to me and my boss and the Juws!

3,241 posted on 07/05/2004 8:28:43 AM PDT by NYC GOP Chick (Mr. Gorbachev, tear down this wall! -- RIP, President Reagan)

Suleiman "The Magnificent":

HA! I laugh, again. HA!

3,242 posted on 07/05/2004 8:30:07 AM PDT by The Scourge of Yazid (This message paid for by the committee to elect Alan Keyes to something...anything really.)

dass'kay, youse guyz ovah dere onna Left coast gots it soft: youse gets ta sleep three whole freakin hours longer den us honest joes ovah heah!

Sleep? With a 24-pound Viking Kitty sitting on my chest demanding food? Every morning at the crack of dawn (which is 4:00am in the northwest) he sits on my chest and requests fresh troll for breakfast, but I can't seem to find any today. This troll is dead, Jim.

3,243 posted on 07/05/2004 8:30:49 AM PDT by Not A Snowbird (Monthly Donors NEVER need tons click "co-ordinating")

Suddenly, I'm reminded of the naughty Frenchmen in the castle in Monty Python and the Holy Grail.

At least you didn't have a cow...

Near Dark is my favorite film just for the inventive way Redneck vampire dealt with his prey.

After that recommendation, I shall have to see that one myself. I love this genre of movie.

I saw a really good zombie one a month or two back, too - low-budget jobbie shot right here in Queensland. Sort of like "28 Days Later" Meets "Crocodile Dundee" in a horrible pileup on the Bruce Highway. (And yes, we do have a Bruce Highway.) Hilarious. Can't remember the name of it for the life of me, though... maybe it ate my brain!

3,245 posted on 07/05/2004 8:32:43 AM PDT by KangarooJacqui (In recovery from a liberal arts education since 1994...)

The vampires like to tootle around in a beat up van. Just rules.

close: a horse... with WNV
that was a beep - my pager, the local vet, bloodwork results, pos for WNV.

3,247 posted on 07/05/2004 8:34:50 AM PDT by King Prout (Viggo Bozodozeus is your friend... Viggo Bozodozeus deserves all trust... submit to Viggo Bozodozeus)

The troll has been dead for the better part of a week.

Incidentally, do any of you get the sneaking suspicion that this thread is turning into a really weird-ass Ionesco play?

You know, an Ionesco play if it was completely nonlinear, bizarre, repetitive and had no contiguity whatsoever.

Just a thought.

3,248 posted on 07/05/2004 8:34:58 AM PDT by The Scourge of Yazid (This message paid for by the committee to elect Alan Keyes to something...anything really.)

Well alls rite. But I ain't a' sittin' next too dat varmint Marteen Scorsaysee. That thar city-boy is boun' to be the ruination of me.

Good thang that thar fellar got into movie makin' else he mighta ben ins'latin' the walls with 8 year old male chil'rens....

3,250 posted on 07/05/2004 8:38:01 AM PDT by freebilly (Vote Kerry-- 1 Billion Muslims Can't Be Wrong....)

3,252 posted on 07/05/2004 8:38:20 AM PDT by King Prout (Viggo Bozodozeus is your friend... Viggo Bozodozeus deserves all trust... submit to Viggo Bozodozeus)

You know, an Ionesco play if it was completely nonlinear, bizarre, repetitive and had no contiguity whatsoever.

Isn't that the very definition of an Ionesco play?

We actually read some of them in French (as well as Sartre) in my high school AP French class.

Man, if you thought they didn't make sense in English, try reading 'em in a foreign language!

3,253 posted on 07/05/2004 8:38:48 AM PDT by NYC GOP Chick (Mr. Gorbachev, tear down this wall! -- RIP, President Reagan)

iONEsco U-gene

Romanian exile

French

Rhinoceros&TheBaldSoprano.

Mim e vomits

Cat humps chair-leg!!!

fin.

3,254 posted on 07/05/2004 8:39:40 AM PDT by The Scourge of Yazid (This message paid for by the committee to elect Alan Keyes to something...anything really.)

completely nonlinear, bizarre, repetitive and had no contiguity whatsoever.

You mean like AlGore?

3,255 posted on 07/05/2004 8:39:47 AM PDT by Not A Snowbird (Monthly Donors NEVER need tons click "co-ordinating")

Must cut and paste and send to my mother.

I hope you both enjoy it. There'll be moore, wait and see...

3,256 posted on 07/05/2004 8:40:49 AM PDT by timpad ("Are you still here? It's over, go home..." -Bueller)

That's first of 'Jewly'.

Tuwday's the 5th of Juwly. 'Bout time to make a mint juwlip....

3,257 posted on 07/05/2004 8:41:01 AM PDT by freebilly (Vote Kerry-- 1 Billion Muslims Can't Be Wrong....)

Mean Streets.

"Who's a mook?" Julian's pool hall. The tiger in the cage. Hanging out in the Old St. Pat's Cemetary. A very young (pre-run-over-by-a-truck) Keitel praying in front of the votives.

Otter: Let me give you a hint. She's got a couple of major-league yabbos.
Boon: Norma!
Otter: No. But you're getting warmer. Here's another: "Oh God, Oh God, OH GOD!"
Boon: Marlene! You're gonna pork Marlene Desmond!
Otter: Pork?
Boon: You're gonna hump her brains out, aren't you?
Otter: Boon, I anticipate a deeply religious experience.

3,259 posted on 07/05/2004 8:42:41 AM PDT by NYC GOP Chick (Mr. Gorbachev, tear down this wall! -- RIP, President Reagan)

I've been trying to explain trolls and Viking Kitties to Mom, but I'm not sure she gets it. I'll have to pull up FR when I go down to visit and give her a demonstration.

Now I must leave you all, to go dig in that fine Northwest dirt (i.e., clay and rocks) to plant the truckload of flowers I made my husband buy me yesterday.

Enjoy yourselves, and remember no running with scissors.

3,260 posted on 07/05/2004 8:43:17 AM PDT by Not A Snowbird (Monthly Donors NEVER need tons click "co-ordinating")

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