[freebilly]

That's first of 'Jewly'.

Tuwday's the 5th of Juwly. 'Bout time to make a mint juwlip....

[The Scourge of Yazid]

Southern Gentleman:

(Looks suspiciously like Col. Sanders.)

Why, yes. I do believe that a julep is in order. Scarlett, truss my antique hunting rifles. We shall have a fine 4th.

(Walks across lush, green plantation. Challenges his Yankee servant to a duel.)

[Dionysius]

Make tew; I'll have one with yew.