why do you guys keep banning me? (Zot! Because we can) (Juwish modz totally rewl!)

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[jj_fate]

why do people keep banning me everytime I put up interesting articles? I work for a website I think some of you are familiar with called phantirath weekly world news and each time we put somthing up on FR no matter how conservative it is it keeps getting banned. Whats the matter with it?! Damn man what are you marxist socialists communists? I just got a call this mroning from a Juwish friend of mine who said that you banned an important article about Zionism and Noam Federman and about how we were to support israel. I thought you guys supported Juws and others like him!? I mean you know that god is going to punish you if you dont support them and others like Noam Federman who are being downtrodden by the leftists and the Arabs! EVEN Pat Buchanan would be outraged by this! The Juws are wonderful people who have been a blessing to this nation and other nations in the world! Why is it you hypocrites complain about bias and then you shut us up just because you dont agree with us!? Who made you god and told us what we had to do anyway! This website has got to be the most fascist naziast place ive ever been! The Juws will win someday and when the Arabs are gone and when the Juws and rightous gentils go up top you will be atr the bottom! I demand an explanation for why you are doing this to me and my boss and the Juws!

[MeekOneGOP]

Huh? Nuttin', honey .....

[unspun]

You jive cats....

[MeekOneGOP]

:^D

[Monkey Face]

Heh heh heh heh!!!

The SHADOW knows!

[A CA Guy]

What am I apologizing for again?

[Tax-chick]

Hey, y'all ... last post :-)?

[Monkey Face]

Girl! You are SUCH a dreamer!

(Did you hear Rodney Dangerfield died?)

[Monkey Face]

Who ARE you, and where do I know you from?

[A CA Guy]

We waved once at each other in a group sky diving event.

[A CA Guy]

I was the one eating the pizza on the way down.

I had the canadian bacon topping, that should help you remember.

[Monkey Face]

Ah. Yes. Now I recall. You were the one who insisted on keeping your pink tutu on, even though it interfered with your grasping the mechanisms of the 'chute.

As I remember, you also claimed the landing target should have been painted the same shade of pink as your tutu, and became hysterical as you landed, saying the pilot and the instructor were "not fair" to "make" you dive with the SEALs.

However, upon reflection, I also remember that you became confused at the pick-up point and insisted that your precious little rat should be delivered to you immediately so that he/she/it could console you in the manner to which you had become accustomed. (A subject I will not deign to approach, for obvious reasons.)

I could not remain at the site, as your girlie agitation was an embarrassment to those of us who maintain that men are men, and women are glad of it.

[sionnsar]

I vote for a pipe ping list!!!"

You're on it. *\;-)

[sionnsar]

I traveled across the Chesapeake Bay Bridge-Tunnel many years ago.

Dang. I'm about a mile from the southern terminus of that right now. And no opportunity to see more... rather amazing from the air.

[sionnsar]

I wouldn't mind being Science Officer, but I'll settle for Librarian!

Got any idea what's involved in being a librarian...?

[Monkey Face]

I think you have to be able to READ!!

[Monkey Face]

"I vote for a pipe ping list!!!"

Did I say that? If I did, I must have meant it! :-)

[NicknamedBob]

"...And no opportunity to see more..."

Does this mean you are without transportation? And that you have time available?

If you wish to witness the phenomenon that I described -- the sight of hundreds of seagulls in an avian commuter lane -- be advised that it could be time and weather dependent. I don't know what would be required to repeat the situation, other than morning.

Do I know what is involved in being a librarian? Well, despite the fact that I worked in a library many years ago, in all honesty, no. But I am sure that being a librarian on an interplanetary exploration craft would be different from ... well, anything on Earth.

I imagine it would entail more or less pushing a cart of books and magazines around the spaceship, trying to get people to read them. (The character "Brooks" in the "Shawshank Redemption".)

No, seriously, I am sure that it would be more akin to being a research and communications specialist, but I was honing in on what I thought would be fun during the journey. Oh, by the way, I think I still have my projectionist license from Nerd Central.

[Monkey Face]

For some reason, I had about an hour where I couldn't access FReep...

However, I WAS able to Remind A CA Guy that he was not dealing with just another pretty face...

I think I'm caught up, now...

[Monkey Face]

If you ever decide to run for office of any kind, you have my vote!

I was so tickled with your poem and photo this afternoon that I was beside myself! I still haven't learned how to save these types of things to Word, but you can rest assured that this is one thing I will keep for as long as I am a FReeper!

Thanks again for your thoughtfulness!

[NicknamedBob]

Saving to Word couldn't be simpler. Highlight the text you want to save by left-click and drag, then Ctrl C.

Open up a new word document and use Ctrl V. The highlighted text will now be in Word. It goes the other way, too. I often use Word to set up longer responses, then drop them into the Reply box. (This gives you an opportunity to use Spell Checking twice, by the way!)