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why do you guys keep banning me? (Zot! Because we can) (Juwish modz totally rewl!)
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Posted on 06/30/2004 10:19:24 AM PDT by jj_fate
why do people keep banning me everytime I put up interesting articles? I work for a website I think some of you are familiar with called phantirath weekly world news and each time we put somthing up on FR no matter how conservative it is it keeps getting banned. Whats the matter with it?! Damn man what are you marxist socialists communists? I just got a call this mroning from a Juwish friend of mine who said that you banned an important article about Zionism and Noam Federman and about how we were to support israel. I thought you guys supported Juws and others like him!? I mean you know that god is going to punish you if you dont support them and others like Noam Federman who are being downtrodden by the leftists and the Arabs! EVEN Pat Buchanan would be outraged by this! The Juws are wonderful people who have been a blessing to this nation and other nations in the world! Why is it you hypocrites complain about bias and then you shut us up just because you dont agree with us!? Who made you god and told us what we had to do anyway! This website has got to be the most fascist naziast place ive ever been! The Juws will win someday and when the Arabs are gone and when the Juws and rightous gentils go up top you will be atr the bottom! I demand an explanation for why you are doing this to me and my boss and the Juws!
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To: Monkey Face
Yes.
I have a TV room for entertaining.
A 3500 lumen projector, special HD DVD player, signal receiver and kinds of technical stuff.
Good for movies and special events.
At $500 for a replacement bulb, I don't just play it to hear the news.
That is why I keep a big screen TV in the same room anyway.
21,921
posted on
09/17/2004 2:42:18 PM PDT
by
A CA Guy
(God Bless America, God bless and keep safe our fighting men and women.)
To: Monkey Face
Har, 15 minutes before I make me rum run. Invitin' Captain Morgan over for a chat tomorrow night.
Drink up me hearties yo-ho!
21,922
posted on
09/17/2004 2:43:35 PM PDT
by
Dead Corpse
(For an Evil Super Genius, you aren't too bright are you?)
To: Dead Corpse
Not at all, she left Brooklyn as fast as she could.
21,923
posted on
09/17/2004 2:43:39 PM PDT
by
A CA Guy
(God Bless America, God bless and keep safe our fighting men and women.)
To: Monkey Face
Turning over their FBI files to George Bush!! LOL
21,924
posted on
09/17/2004 2:44:24 PM PDT
by
A CA Guy
(God Bless America, God bless and keep safe our fighting men and women.)
To: bad company
I think it is a OJ Simpson kind of thing.
21,925
posted on
09/17/2004 2:45:54 PM PDT
by
A CA Guy
(God Bless America, God bless and keep safe our fighting men and women.)
To: Harmless Teddy Bear
Fifteen Men on a Deadman's Chest
Fifteen men on a dead man's chest
Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum
Drink and the devil had done for the rest
Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum.
The mate was fixed by the bosun's pike
The bosun brained with a marlinspike
And cookey's throat was marked belike
It had been gripped by fingers ten;
And there they lay, all good dead men
Like break o'day in a boozing ken
Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum.
2. Fifteen men of the whole ship's list
Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum!
Dead and be damned and the rest gone whist!
Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum!
The skipper lay with his nob in gore
Where the scullion's axe his cheek had shore
And the scullion he was stabbed times four
And there they lay, and the soggy skies
Dripped down in up-staring eyes
In murk sunset and foul sunrise
Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum.
3. Fifteen men of 'em stiff and stark
Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum!
Ten of the crew had the murder mark!
Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum!
Twas a cutlass swipe or an ounce of lead
Or a yawing hole in a battered head
And the scuppers' glut with a rotting red
And there they lay, aye, damn my eyes
Looking up at paradise
All souls bound just contrawise
Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum.
4. Fifteen men of 'em good and true - '
Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum!
Ev'ry man jack could ha' sailed with Old Pew,
Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum!
There was chest on chest of Spanish gold
With a ton of plate in the middle hold
And the cabins riot of stuff untold,
And they lay there that took the plum
With sightless glare and their lips struck dumb
While we shared all by the rule of thumb,
Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum!
5. More was seen through a sternlight screen...
Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum
Chartings undoubt where a woman had been
Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum.
'Twas a flimsy shift on a bunker cot
With a dirk slit sheer through the bosom spot
And the lace stiff dry in a purplish blot
Oh was she wench or some shudderin' maid
That dared the knife and took the blade
By God! she had stuff for a plucky jade
Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum.
6. Fifteen men on a dead man's chest
Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum
Drink and the devil had done for the rest
Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum.
We wrapped 'em all in a mains'l tight
With twice ten turns of a hawser's bight
And we heaved 'em over and out of sight,
With a Yo-Heave-Ho! and a fare-you-well
And a sudden plunge in the sullen swell
Ten fathoms deep on the road to hell,
Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum!
21,926
posted on
09/17/2004 2:46:21 PM PDT
by
Dead Corpse
(For an Evil Super Genius, you aren't too bright are you?)
To: Dead Corpse
See what I mean, you chloroform the wife, and now you refer to necrophilia!
Well, the ARNOLD signed a bill banning that in California due to people in San Francisco, but seems they have to pursue this in your state as well.
21,927
posted on
09/17/2004 2:48:18 PM PDT
by
A CA Guy
(God Bless America, God bless and keep safe our fighting men and women.)
To: All
On September 17, 1787 the Constitution of The United States of America was signed.
Happy Constitution Day to the Undead Thread.
21,928
posted on
09/17/2004 2:50:28 PM PDT
by
Harmless Teddy Bear
(There is no Chaos. Only very complicated Order. ("Lady Snuggles of the Lethal Yew"))
To: A CA Guy
21,929
posted on
09/17/2004 2:51:06 PM PDT
by
Dead Corpse
(For an Evil Super Genius, you aren't too bright are you?)
To: Harmless Teddy Bear
But in recent news, Dan Rather has reported all the signatures on that were forged!
21,930
posted on
09/17/2004 2:52:07 PM PDT
by
A CA Guy
(God Bless America, God bless and keep safe our fighting men and women.)
To: A CA Guy
Fess up. That's you in the green hat isn't it?
21,931
posted on
09/17/2004 2:52:39 PM PDT
by
Dead Corpse
(For an Evil Super Genius, you aren't too bright are you?)
To: Dead Corpse
Especially the dead men's chest part, I agree!
21,932
posted on
09/17/2004 2:53:09 PM PDT
by
A CA Guy
(God Bless America, God bless and keep safe our fighting men and women.)
To: Harmless Teddy Bear
US Constitution 1787-1996. We hardly knew ye'...
21,933
posted on
09/17/2004 2:53:56 PM PDT
by
Dead Corpse
(For an Evil Super Genius, you aren't too bright are you?)
To: Dead Corpse
No, I like to tan the back of my neck.
21,934
posted on
09/17/2004 2:56:57 PM PDT
by
A CA Guy
(God Bless America, God bless and keep safe our fighting men and women.)
To: Dead Corpse
Is that Michael Jordon in the background center slightly left?
21,935
posted on
09/17/2004 2:57:55 PM PDT
by
A CA Guy
(God Bless America, God bless and keep safe our fighting men and women.)
To: A CA Guy
"I have a TV room for entertaining.
A 3500 lumen projector, special HD DVD player, signal receiver and kinds of technical stuff.
Good for movies and special events.
At $500 for a replacement bulb, I don't just play it to hear the news.
That is why I keep a big screen TV in the same room anyway."
Wellnow. I am technically impressed. But not personally...you're a might too narcissistic for my tastes, for which I thank you. You probably never had an emotional tie to anyone except your 4# dog. Which is why you have so many toys to brag about.
I've been thrown out of better stores than YOU shop in!
21,936
posted on
09/17/2004 2:59:43 PM PDT
by
Monkey Face
(If your legs bent the other way, what would a chair look like? (Gallagher))
To: Dead Corpse
Shiver my timbers, shiver my soul ..
Yo ho, heave ho.
There are men whose hearts are as black as coal ..
Yo ho, heave ho.
And they sailed their ship cross the ocean blue,
A blood-thirsty Captain and a cutthroat crew.
Its as dark a tale as was ever told
Of the lust for treasure and the love of gold
Shiver my timbers, shiver my sides ..
Yo ho, heave ho.
There are hungers as strong as the winds and tides ..
Yo ho, heave ho.
And those buccaneers drowned their sins in rum,
The devil himself would have to call them scum;
Every man aboard would have killed his mate
For a bag of guineas or a piece of eight ..
(A piece of eight
a piece of eight
5, 6, 7,
Oola-waka, moola-waka, something not right,
Many wicked icky things gonna happen tonight.
Oola-waka, moola-waka, sailor-man beware:
When theres money in the ground
Theres murder in the air
(Murder in the air
one more time now
)
Shiver my timbers, shiver my bones ..
Yo ho, heave ho.
There are secrets that sleep with old Davey Jones ..
Yo ho, heave ho.
When the mainsails set and the anchors weighed
Theres no turning back from any course thats laid;
And when greed and villainy sail the sea
You can bet your boots therell be treachery.
Shiver my timbers, shiver my sails ..
Dead men tell no tales.
21,937
posted on
09/17/2004 2:59:45 PM PDT
by
Harmless Teddy Bear
(There is no Chaos. Only very complicated Order. ("Lady Snuggles of the Lethal Yew"))
To: A CA Guy
I heard that Dan Rather is presenting a recently found document from that time that says that only TV Anchorman Dan Rather can determine what is true and all his decisions are final.
There is some debate about whether the founders know what a TV was but none of the signers have come forward to deny it.
21,938
posted on
09/17/2004 3:03:29 PM PDT
by
Harmless Teddy Bear
(There is no Chaos. Only very complicated Order. ("Lady Snuggles of the Lethal Yew"))
To: Harmless Teddy Bear
Headin' for home port. Take care me hearties! Be seein' ya' later...
21,939
posted on
09/17/2004 3:06:31 PM PDT
by
Dead Corpse
(For an Evil Super Genius, you aren't too bright are you?)
To: bad company; King Prout
You gotta come back tomorrow, I gotta know what a boken is. It's a primitive precursor to the beeber - much more difficult to stune.
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