Who left the dimensional door open? - Thread 012

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[grannie9]

You can't fight on Sunday??? I didn't know that..........

[grannie9]

Love it!! But as a northener.. it suks.. lol

[lodwick]

I'm getting a cocktail right now. Some fool in the Phillipines knifed a four year old little boy to death, on live TV. Madness - complete madness is sweeping the globe. bbs

[lodwick]

[grannie9]

It is the cocktail hour isn't it? I think I'll join you.. It's so hot besides...

Yes, I read that. The world is sick all right..

[palo verde]

seems there is thread bout your girlfriend on FR
fickle freeper men deserting ann coulter for Oxana

[palo verde]

your pic of your dog Candy arrived on email
she has such a deep soul
I don't know how anyone could give her up
maybe it was destiny so she'd come to you
thank you kathleen
Love, Palo

[palo verde]

eagles look happy

[palo verde]

lol westy I had to post eagles pic to cool me down
we are havin' some kind of heat here

oki, guess it worked
I just felt a breeze

[palo verde]

he's takin' me swimming
great
c u l8r
hope my mind comes back (it seems to have melted)
Love, Palo

[okimhere]

Thanks for the cooling eagle post. You must truly enjoy the swimming pool these days.

Has Bill solved the thievery problem yet? Those young thugs should spend some time in that Arizona prison with the tough warden where they have to wear pink panties.

I believe I'm the only one working today. Been running my wheels off. See you when/if you decide to get out of the pool.........

[Darksheare]

I'm now convinced that I'd find some way, however unintentional, of turning Bocce into an excercise in terror and mayhem just by trying to play it. Just like every other game I try my hand at... *one eyebrow raised*

[Darksheare]

Swimming? *Looks shifty eyed left and right* If I ever go swimming again, can everyone promise me that I won't have anyone land on me head as I'm snorkeling? Having a bikini clad woman land on me whilst I am floating slowly and near drowning me isn't my idea of fun.... Elsewhere, though.....

[grannie9]

A husband is advised by a psychiatrist to assert himself. "You don't have to let your wife henpeck you! Go home and show her you are the boss!"

The husband takes the doctor's advice. He rushes home, slams the door, shakes his fist in his wife's face, and growls, "From now on, you're taking orders from me! I want my supper right now, and when you get it on the table, go upstairs, and lay out my best clothes. Tonight, I'm going out with the boys, and you are going to stay at home where you belong! And guess who's going to comb my hair, give me a shave, and tie my necktie?!"

His wife says calmly, "The undertaker."

FOFLMAO....

[christine]

lol!

THE FLY

In the dead of summer a fly was resting on a leaf beside a lake. A hot, dry fly who said to no one in particular, "Gosh ... if I go down three inches...I will feel the mist from the water and I will be refreshed." There was a fish in the water thinking, "Gosh...if that fly goes down three inches I can eat him." There was a bear on the shore thinking, "Gosh...if that fly goes down three inches...that fish will jump for the fly and I will get him.

It also happened that a hunter was farther up the bank of the lake preparing to eat a cheese sandwich. "Gosh," he thought, "If that fly goes down three inches...and that fish leaps for it...that bear will expose himself and grab for the fish. I'll shoot the bear and then have a proper lunch."

You probably think this is enough activity for one bank of a lake, but I can tell you there is more. A wee mouse by the hunter's foot was thinking, "Gosh...if that fly goes down three inches...and that fish jumps for that fly and that bear grabs for that fish...the dumb hunter will shoot the bear and drop his cheese sandwich." A cat lurking in the bushes took in this scene and thought, as was fashionable to do on the banks of this particular lake around lunch time, "Gosh...if that fly goes down three inches... and that fish jumps for that fly... and that bear gabs for that fish ... and that hunter shoots that bear...and that mouse makes off with the cheese sandwich ... then I can have mouse for lunch."

The poor fly is finally so hot and so dry that he heads down for the

cooling mist of the water....
The fish swallows the fly...
The bear grabs the fish...
The hunter shoots the bear...
The mouse grabs the cheese sandwich...
The cat jumps for the mouse...
The mouse ducks...
The cat falls into the water and drowns.

The moral of the story is....

Whenever a fly goes down three inches... Some p*ssy is probably in danger of getting wet.

[westmex]

Stone work on palapa..
This is for Loddy. He wanted closeups and this is about all I could find in a quick search...lol...
.....Westy....

[christine]

lol! yes, i don't think i want to be around when you 'try' it! ;)

[lodwick]

Laters, manana, and good evening my FRiends, JL

[palo verde]

I had a psychological experience this afternoon
''A Course in Miracles'' in based on idea that we are all asleep and dreaming
so that if someone does something we don't like
it is projection of the ego
(part of our mind finds it unacceptable that we would act like this, so we project it onto someone else)
displace it onto them
we see him doing it, not us
because the book was written in logic, I believed it, and because I wanted to right my marriage, I wanted to believe it
I wanted way to let my husband off hook after tumultuous period

I tried my best to act as if what book said was true
which kept me away from temptation to fight
but of course it never felt real to me

today when Bill got upset when I told him the unsympathetic thing new neighbor said bout cat family
(that we should call humane society and let them capture the cats)
Bill got scared new neighbor would call animal control on the cat family

at first I thought Bill is really nutty
why would new neighbor do mean thing like that
I started to get upset that I have nutty husband
then all of a sudden I actually saw what my book said
I thought suppose I do have nutty part of my mind that I won't admit is me
and instead project it onto Bill

it seemed weird I'd be nut like that
but I could see how I'd never admit to bein' nut like that

and all of a sudden I could see how I could have nutty side of me and not know about it
cause I always project it and see Bill as it

suddenly it just seemed easier to accept I have nutty side
it made me feel peaceful
and interesting thing is instant I accepted it was my nuttiness, he became so rational
I don't know what this means
but it encourages me and makes me hopeful
Love, Palo

[palo verde]

oki, girl in pool said it was 106° today
pool was so cool and refreshing
yippee, I can see the mountains again
fire must be contained, mushroom cloud is over only one part of it now
and sky is blue
Love, Palo