I Believe In UFO's.

JAG 5000

[JAG 5000]

This piece below is 100% fun lunacy.

If you are not in the mood to read an absurd pointless piece, then read no further . . .

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"There is good solid evidence for the reality of UFO's", say some people.

My reply to them is this:

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I believe in UFO's.

Just yesterday my wife and I were out in the back yard when an Unidentified Flying Object

landed on our patio table as we were relaxing sipping tea.

Good Lands! I exclaimed, what can that be?

My wife immediately recognized it as a UFO.

I noticed that it was about 10 inches long and about 5 inches wide.

It made a humming sound as it landed.

The humming sound continued for about 3 minutes and then began to slowly die down.

We didn't know what to think about that, so we just sat there flabbergasted and bewildered staring at the UFO.

Suddenly we saw the door in the side of the UFO open, and out stepped 3 little orange colored men about 2 inches tall.

One of them said Hello JAG, how are you?

I'm doing just fine. I replied, and I hope you are doing well yourself.

Listen I said, is that a spaceship you all just landed on my patio table?

Yes it is, said one of the little orange men.

Then they introduced themselves.

The one who first spoke to me said he was the leader and that his name was Qzxzzxzzxzqqqxq, but I could just call him

Bob, because that would make things much less complicated.

The other two introduced themselves as Henry and Tom.

Okay I said, and by the way, where are you all from?

We're from the Andromeda Galaxy some 2.5 million light years from Earth, said Bob.

Well I said, that's interesting Bob. What planet are you from?

Sorry, replied Bob, but we can't tell you that, its classified.

Okay Bob I said, can you tell me why you all have landed your spaceship on my patio table?

We were sent to Earth just to see you JAG, said Henry.

Good lands! I replied, why me? Why would you travel all that distance just to see me?

We came to tell you that Donald Trump is not really an Earthling.

What? I exclaimed, you mean he's not one of us?

That's right, said Henry.

Donald Trump is from another planet and he was sent here to Earth to prepare you Earthlings

for more and more friendly visits from we visitors from Outer Space.

Really? I exclaimed, You mean they're coming here to be our friends? To help us?

Yes indeed, replied Bob. There is a lot we know that can help you Earthlings, a whole lot.

Can you give me an example, I asked.

Sure I can, replied Bob. You JAG are a Republican , and we can tell you that we know for an

absolute fact, that Republicanism is the absolute truth.

I always knew it was, I replied, but it makes my heart glad to hear it from you good folks out there in the Andromeda Galaxy.

What else can you tell me that will cheer my heart, I asked.

We can tell you JAG, that you are a solid gold human being, and we have great hopes for you.

Thank you very much I replied, and may the Force be with you.

Thanks JAG, and may the Force be with you too, and the wifey as well.

My wife smiled at hearing that, and said, "Thanks guys, much appreciated."

Well, said Bob, we have to be getting on back home. It was nice chatting with you JAG, and we'll be in touch.

Sounds good to me, you all take care now.

Goodbye JAG.

So long fellows, I said.

Then Bob, and Tom, and Henry returned to their spaceship and took off into the blue yonder.

The End.

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LOL

Scot Me Up Beamy.

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[JAG 5000]

“Bookmarking.”___RandallFlagg

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Does that mean you’re gonna bookmark my crazy story?

JAG

[JAG 5000]

“*de nada”___Jamestown1630
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Spanish for “You’re welcome.”

Best.

JAG

[CJ Wolf]

More! fun story, should be in Readers Digest.

[RandallFlagg]

Are usually mark that on threads that I don’t have time to read while I’m at work. Then, I look them up when I get home.

[JAG 5000]

“More! fun story, should be in Readers Digest.”__CJWolf

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* It was fun writing it up.

* I grinned when I got the The Donald part.

Best.

JAG

[JAG 5000]

“Are usually mark that on threads that I don’t have time to read while I’m at work. Then, I look them up when I get home.”___RandallFlag

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* I understand.

* Thanks for explaining.

JAG

[Leep]

Hello Out There Hello.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T08x1MmYUcc

[JAG 5000]

“* Actually there are some serious people that have reported UFO sightings. This cannot be denied. What conclusions can be drawn from this, is unknown to me.
I would love to know what it was that we tracked that night but to this day, I have never heard any official explanation.”___JaguarXKE

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* I can sure understand why folks who have
actually seen UFO’s would truly want to
know what they saw.

* I think it would worry me if I saw a UFO up
close and never could know what it actually was.

* My Mother-in-law is an alien.

* Mars I think.

Best.

JAG

Scot me up Beamy.

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[JAG 5000]

“Hello Out There Hello.”___Leep

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* Thanks for the Billy May video.

JAG

[Jamestown1630]

‘Spanish for “You’re welcome.”_____Jag 5000

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*Literally, ‘it’s nothing’; but translates the same.

Best.

JT

[JAG 5000]

“*Literally, ‘it’s nothing’; but translates the same.

Best.

JT”__JT

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* Okay.

* Say, I have a quote for you. You might like it.

“All that is gold does not glitter,
Not all those who wander are lost;
The old that is strong does not wither,
Deep roots are not reached by the frost.

From the ashes a fire shall be woken,
A light from the shadows shall spring;
Renewed shall be the blade that was broken,
The crownless again shall be king.”
___J.R.R. Tokien The Lord Of the Rings.

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One more:

“I wish it need not have happened in my
time,” said Frodo.
“So do I,” said Gandalf, “and so do all
who live to see such times. But that is
not for them to decide. All we have to
decide is what to do with the time that
is given us.”___J.R.R. Tokien

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[Jamestown1630]

Very nice. (However, as I’m suffering a bad tooth issue right now, words like ‘root’ and ‘crown’ aren’t exactly resonating :-(

Here’s one of my favorite poems:

The Donkey

When fishes flew and forests walked
And figs grew upon thorn,
Some moment when the moon was blood
Then surely I was born.

With monstrous head and sickening cry
And ears like errant wings,
The devil’s walking parody
On all four-footed things.

The tattered outlaw of the earth,
Of ancient crooked will;
Starve, scourge, deride me: I am dumb,
I keep my secret still.

Fools! For I also had my hour;
One far fierce hour and sweet:
There was a shout about my ears,
And palms before my feet.

-G. K. Chesterton

[JAG 5000]

“Very nice. (However, as I’m suffering a
bad tooth issue right now, words like
‘root’ and ‘crown’ aren’t exactly resonating :-(

Here’s one of my favorite poems:

The Donkey

When fishes flew and forests walked
And figs grew upon thorn,
Some moment when the moon was blood
Then surely I was born.

With monstrous head and sickening cry
And ears like errant wings,
The devil’s walking parody
On all four-footed things.

The tattered outlaw of the earth,
Of ancient crooked will;
Starve, scourge, deride me: I am dumb,
I keep my secret still.

Fools! For I also had my hour;
One far fierce hour and sweet:
There was a shout about my ears,
And palms before my feet.

-G. K. Chesterton”

___Jamestown1630

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* I’m sorry about your suffering with the bad tooth.

* I hope you can get some relief soon.

* Thanks for The Donkey.

* C.K. Chesterton was a highly intelligent man.
He was appreciated by many.

JAG

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PS

C.K. Chesterton:
He was importantly and consistently
on the side of the angels.

Behind the Johnsonian fancy-dress,
so reassuring to the British public,
he concealed the most serious and
revolutionary designs—concealing
them by exposure ... Chesterton’s
social and economic ideas...were
fundamentally Christian and Catholic.

He did more, I think, than any man
of his time—and was able to do more
than anyone else, because of his
particular background, development
and abilities as a public
performer—to maintain the existence
of the important minority in the
modern world. He leaves behind a
permanent claim upon our loyalty,
to see that the work that he did
in his time is continued in ours
.[8]___Wiki

[Jamestown1630]

Sorry. ‘C’.

[Jamestown1630]

No, it IS G.

[Jamestown1630]

A project for you:

Read ‘The Ethics of Elfland’, and ‘splain it to me.

G’Nite!

[Norski]

* Actually there are some serious people that have reported UFO sightings. This cannot be denied. What conclusions can be drawn from this, is unknown to me.

I would love to know what it was that we tracked that night but to this day, I have never heard any official explanation.

Here is one possibility. 2 minutes.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LMmKBi1PXdc

UFO 2013 - John Todd on UFO’s, Demons, Unclean Spirits (HD)

[21twelve]

Years ago I saw those over Seattle on July 4th. Pretty interesting if one is thinking about UFO’s. A bit of research and the Asians (Seattle full of them as you know) use these sky lanterns quite a bit on holidays.