Posted on 06/30/2020 7:50:50 AM PDT by JAG 5000
This piece below is 100% fun lunacy.
If you are not in the mood to read an absurd pointless piece, then read no further . . .
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"There is good solid evidence for the reality of UFO's", say some people.
My reply to them is this:
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I believe in UFO's.
Just yesterday my wife and I were out in the back yard when an Unidentified Flying Object
landed on our patio table as we were relaxing sipping tea.
Good Lands! I exclaimed, what can that be?
My wife immediately recognized it as a UFO.
I noticed that it was about 10 inches long and about 5 inches wide.
It made a humming sound as it landed.
The humming sound continued for about 3 minutes and then began to slowly die down.
We didn't know what to think about that, so we just sat there flabbergasted and bewildered staring at the UFO.
Suddenly we saw the door in the side of the UFO open, and out stepped 3 little orange colored men about 2 inches tall.
One of them said Hello JAG, how are you?
I'm doing just fine. I replied, and I hope you are doing well yourself.
Listen I said, is that a spaceship you all just landed on my patio table?
Yes it is, said one of the little orange men.
Then they introduced themselves.
The one who first spoke to me said he was the leader and that his name was Qzxzzxzzxzqqqxq, but I could just call him
Bob, because that would make things much less complicated.
The other two introduced themselves as Henry and Tom.
Okay I said, and by the way, where are you all from?
We're from the Andromeda Galaxy some 2.5 million light years from Earth, said Bob.
Well I said, that's interesting Bob. What planet are you from?
Sorry, replied Bob, but we can't tell you that, its classified.
Okay Bob I said, can you tell me why you all have landed your spaceship on my patio table?
We were sent to Earth just to see you JAG, said Henry.
Good lands! I replied, why me? Why would you travel all that distance just to see me?
We came to tell you that Donald Trump is not really an Earthling.
What? I exclaimed, you mean he's not one of us?
That's right, said Henry.
Donald Trump is from another planet and he was sent here to Earth to prepare you Earthlings
for more and more friendly visits from we visitors from Outer Space.
Really? I exclaimed, You mean they're coming here to be our friends? To help us?
Yes indeed, replied Bob. There is a lot we know that can help you Earthlings, a whole lot.
Can you give me an example, I asked.
Sure I can, replied Bob. You JAG are a Republican , and we can tell you that we know for an
absolute fact, that Republicanism is the absolute truth.
I always knew it was, I replied, but it makes my heart glad to hear it from you good folks out there in the Andromeda Galaxy.
What else can you tell me that will cheer my heart, I asked.
We can tell you JAG, that you are a solid gold human being, and we have great hopes for you.
Thank you very much I replied, and may the Force be with you.
Thanks JAG, and may the Force be with you too, and the wifey as well.
My wife smiled at hearing that, and said, "Thanks guys, much appreciated."
Well, said Bob, we have to be getting on back home. It was nice chatting with you JAG, and we'll be in touch.
Sounds good to me, you all take care now.
Goodbye JAG.
So long fellows, I said.
Then Bob, and Tom, and Henry returned to their spaceship and took off into the blue yonder.
The End.
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LOL
Scot Me Up Beamy.
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“s” = a bit of Sarcasm in the substance of the post.
Hangar18 was real as was Project Blue Book but the UFO stuff is myth...at best.
I believe your story because the same trio visited me. Unfortunately they landed in the street on garbage collection day and got ran over by the garbage truck.......
“I believe your story because the same trio visited me. Unfortunately they landed in the street on garbage collection day and got ran over by the garbage truck.......:___Hot Tabasco
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* I am so sorry to hear that.
* “Got run over by the garbage truck”
* That is bad news indeed!
* And I was so looking forward to their return visit.
* Wait! All is not lost.
* They surely have friends , , ,
* On their home planet I mean.
* Their friends swill no doubt soon contact me
and the wifey.
* I will send them radio signals and tell them
about my anticipation of their visit.
* Henceforth I stand AGAINST Garbage Pick-up.
I say “Let each man carry his own garbage to the dump.”
* Thank you so much for letting me know what happened
to my 3 alien friends.
* And may you be blessed as you attempt to make sense
of what is happening in Washington, D.C.
Scot me up Beamy.
JAG
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““s” = a bit of Sarcasm in the substance of the post.
Hangar18 was real as was Project Blue Book but the UFO stuff is myth...at best.”___Newfreep
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* Okay. I got it.
* Thanks for the clarification.
JAG
He acknowledged God. No Christians until after Christ. Don’t know if he continued following God. Bible doesn’t say. His son obviously did not.
* That was funny.
* The cartoon I mean.
* In other words, “See no evil, hear no evil”
By which I mean “See no UFO’s, hear no UFO’s”
“He acknowledged God. No Christians until after Christ. Don’t know if he continued following God. Bible doesn’t say. His son obviously did not.”___MMTU
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* I don’t “feel strongly” about the issue.
* Just a few soft thoughts for your consideration:
* My view: King Nebby did MORE than mere “acknowledge” God.
See the Daniel 4 passage below,
* “No Christians until Christ.”___MMTU
Agreed.
I’m not sure but I think I put “Christian” in quotes and
mentioned that King Nebby could be a “believer”
by which I meant an Old testament believer.
* True we don’t know if he continued
following God. But no reason to think
he did not — King Nebby’s statements
below strongly suggests he became a
believer.
* “ Now I, Nebuchadnezzar, praise and exalt and
glorify the King of heaven, because everything
he does is right and all his ways are just. And
those who walk in pride he is able to humble.”
Daniel 4
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34At the end of that time, I, Nebuchadnezzar, raised my eyes toward heaven, and my sanity was restored. Then I praised the Most High; I honored and glorified him who lives forever.
His dominion is an eternal dominion;
his kingdom endures from generation to generation.
35All the peoples of the earth
are regarded as nothing.
He does as he pleases
with the powers of heaven
and the peoples of the earth.
No one can hold back his hand
or say to him: “What have you done?”
36At the same time that my sanity was restored, my honor and splendor were returned to me for the glory of my kingdom. My advisers and nobles sought me out, and I was restored to my throne and became even greater than before. 37Now I, Nebuchadnezzar, praise and exalt and glorify the King of heaven, because everything he does is right and all his ways are just. And those who walk in pride he is able to humble. Daniel 4
You have an interesting posting style...
Tell them not to come to my house on Mondays, garbage pick up day, and to land on my back deck..........Thanks
“Tell them not to come to my house on Mondays, garbage pick up day, and to land on my back deck..........Thanks”___Hot Tabasco
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* Ah, okay.
* Sounds good.
* “not to come to my house on Monday’s, garbage pick up day”__HT
That makes me happy.
I perceive you want to protect my alien friends from
that mean old Garbage Truck.
That’s super.
Cool.
Its all good.
* “land on your back deck”__HT
I think they would like that.
The first 3 mentioned they were “backyard kind of folks.”
Maybe the next three will be like-minded.
Grill out and all that.
Charcoal grill.
Real Aliens don’t like gas grills.
Only charcoal grills.
Don’t blame them.
Gas is for girly men. LOL
Real Outdoorsmen go for the charcoal.
Best.
JAG
Scot me up Beamy.
“You have an interesting posting style...”___Jamestown1630
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* Thank you.
* I appreciate you taking the time to say that.
Best.
JAG
*de nada
Four nights ago we saw six flickering orange lights in groups of three that slowly moved across the sky in the Seattle area, north to south, and then, after several minutes, dimmed out, followed by flashes in the sky that can only be described as someone controlling a bright star by flicking a light switch on and immediately off.
I used a binocular to focus on one of the lights and, honestly, it could have been a hot air balloon. However, it was the dead of night and all of the lights stayed on to a certain point and then winked out at that same point, and after being on for several minutes. I don’t think that’s how Hot Air balloons work. I also don’t think they have that much fuel.
But their movement mimmicked them.
And maybe the flashes were people on the balloons usin flash cameras pointing to the ground.
i.e. maybe it was an attempt to create a UFO hoax.
Any thoughts?
Bookmarking
Four nights ago we saw six flickering orange lights in groups of three that slowly moved across the sky in the Seattle area, north to south, and then, after several minutes, dimmed out, followed by flashes in the sky that can only be described as someone controlling a bright star by flicking a light switch on and immediately off.
I used a binocular to focus on one of the lights and, honestly, it could have been a hot air balloon. However, it was the dead of night and all of the lights stayed on to a certain point and then winked out at that same point, and after being on for several minutes. I don’t think that’s how Hot Air balloons work. I also don’t think they have that much fuel.
But their movement mimmicked them.
And maybe the flashes were people on the balloons usin flash cameras pointing to the ground.
i.e. maybe it was an attempt to create a UFO hoax.
Any thoughts?
Though it doesn’t explain the flashes, it looks like it was this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?time_continue=78&v=zqf8E2-WKoM
I have a UFO friend and I find your post to be offensive!
You’er racist against UFOs!
I cancel you! *said as I aim my TV remote control at JAG 5000, mashing the off button repeatedly, frantically and compulsively*
He (meaning you) says I’m out of order?
He’s (meaning you) is the one that’s out of order!
He (still you) can’t handle the truth!
I’m hungry. Where’d I hide that last doughnut?
“I have a UFO friend and I find your post to be offensive!
You’er racist against UFOs!
I cancel you! *said as I aim my TV remote control at JAG 5000, mashing the off button repeatedly, frantically and compulsively*
He (meaning you) says I’m out of order?
He’s (meaning you) is the one that’s out of order!
He (still you) can’t handle the truth!
I’m hungry. Where’d I hide that last doughnut?”___Grimmy
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* Laugh Out Loud
* That was a funny post.
* “Racist against UFO’s”
Look my friend “Aliens Lives Matter” , , LOL , ,
* Never doubt my love for aliens.
* They are top-notch non-human beings.
* And they have very cool spaceships.
* Your doughnut is under your coffee table.
* Be careful and not ruin your remote control.
Don’t press the “off button” to hard.
* God Bless you as you struggle to make
sense of this world.
* When you finally figure it out — write me a post.
Best.
Scot me up Beamy.
JAG
I would love to know what it was that we tracked that night but to this day, I have never heard any official explanation.
“Four nights ago we saw six flickering orange lights in groups of three that slowly moved across the sky in the Seattle area, north to south, and then, after several minutes, dimmed out, followed by flashes in the sky that can only be described as someone controlling a bright star by flicking a light switch on and immediately off.
I used a binocular to focus on one of the lights and, honestly, it could have been a hot air balloon. However, it was the dead of night and all of the lights stayed on to a certain point and then winked out at that same point, and after being on for several minutes. I don’t think that’s how Hot Air balloons work. I also don’t think they have that much fuel.
But their movement mimmicked them.
And maybe the flashes were people on the balloons usin flash cameras pointing to the ground.
i.e. maybe it was an attempt to create a UFO hoax.
Any thoughts?”___Cuban Leaf
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“any thoughts”__Cuban Leaf
* Honestly I have no clues.
* I believe that people DO see UFO’s as explained by
one very smart poster in this thread , , I forgot
his name but he pointed out that the UFO’s were:
{1} spotted by humans
{2} flying
{3} unidentified
Presto! We have UFO’s
* On this definition there ARE , , IN FACT, , UFO’s
* I hope one day to be kidnapped by aliens.
* I want to go to their Home Planet.
* I want to meet their Leaders. , , LOL , , ,
* I want to eat in their Restaurants.
* Wait! Suppose they eat Bugs.
* That’d be not good.
* I found your story very interesting.
* Thanks.
Scot me up Beamy.
JAG
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