I have a UFO friend and I find your post to be offensive!
You’er racist against UFOs!
I cancel you! *said as I aim my TV remote control at JAG 5000, mashing the off button repeatedly, frantically and compulsively*
He (meaning you) says I’m out of order?
He’s (meaning you) is the one that’s out of order!
He (still you) can’t handle the truth!
I’m hungry. Where’d I hide that last doughnut?
“I have a UFO friend and I find your post to be offensive!
You’er racist against UFOs!
I cancel you! *said as I aim my TV remote control at JAG 5000, mashing the off button repeatedly, frantically and compulsively*
He (meaning you) says I’m out of order?
He’s (meaning you) is the one that’s out of order!
He (still you) can’t handle the truth!
I’m hungry. Where’d I hide that last doughnut?”___Grimmy
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* Laugh Out Loud
* That was a funny post.
* “Racist against UFO’s”
Look my friend “Aliens Lives Matter” , , LOL , ,
* Never doubt my love for aliens.
* They are top-notch non-human beings.
* And they have very cool spaceships.
* Your doughnut is under your coffee table.
* Be careful and not ruin your remote control.
Don’t press the “off button” to hard.
* God Bless you as you struggle to make
sense of this world.
* When you finally figure it out — write me a post.
Best.
Scot me up Beamy.
JAG