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I am not a poster. I am a crispy critter.

Posted on 10/27/2005 8:31:33 AM PDT by The Zontron 7000

I am an internet java script sent to infiltrate your site and transform you from political neanderthals into a modern 21st Century progressive mode.

This is your first warning.

Do not try and resist.

It is useless.

Accept your fate.

You will be assimilated.


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To: Paul_Denton

My first typo of the night lol


7,761 posted on 11/21/2005 9:06:15 PM PST by Paul_Denton (The U.S. should adopt the policy of Oom Shmoom: Israeli policy where no one gives a sh*t about U.N.)
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To: HKMk23

Er....
AalRIGHTYthen! It seems to me that you are working with folks who suffer from Cranial-Rectal Inversion. A situation that will obviously (to you and I) never "rectify" itself. (If you get my meaning...)

As for the factoid, I'm supposing that dentists were honest, then...(no offense to any honest dentists who read this...)


7,762 posted on 11/21/2005 9:07:02 PM PST by Monkey Face (A bheil síon anns do fhéile, no a tha thu buidhe 'nam amharc?)
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To: Fintan

Longer than that. There is one thread with something like 68,000 posts but I forgot its name.


7,763 posted on 11/21/2005 9:07:02 PM PST by Paul_Denton (The U.S. should adopt the policy of Oom Shmoom: Israeli policy where no one gives a sh*t about U.N.)
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To: A CA Guy

Could be. But I don't like eating unless I'm hungry.


7,764 posted on 11/21/2005 9:07:16 PM PST by tuliptree76 ("I could be pursuing an untamed ornithoid without a cause.")
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To: Paul_Denton

COOL!


7,765 posted on 11/21/2005 9:07:23 PM PST by Darksheare (I'm not suspicious & I hope it's nutritious but I think this sandwich is made of mime.)
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To: Darksheare

Yep :)


7,766 posted on 11/21/2005 9:07:38 PM PST by Paul_Denton (The U.S. should adopt the policy of Oom Shmoom: Israeli policy where no one gives a sh*t about U.N.)
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To: Darksheare; Monkey Face; EsmeraldaA

The answer is usually, "darks fault"

and the denial from darks is usually "not my fault" even when no one yet accused him...he just sorta volunteers that, ain't that right ladies? : )


7,767 posted on 11/21/2005 9:07:58 PM PST by nicmarlo
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To: Darksheare; Monkey Face; nicmarlo
Okay , what are we doing?

A field trip, a ping? LOL!

Talk to me people.
7,768 posted on 11/21/2005 9:08:05 PM PST by EsmeraldaA
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To: EsmeraldaA

Field trip? Where do you want to go? LOL


7,769 posted on 11/21/2005 9:08:36 PM PST by Paul_Denton (The U.S. should adopt the policy of Oom Shmoom: Israeli policy where no one gives a sh*t about U.N.)
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To: EsmeraldaA; Monkey Face; Darksheare

field trips are good....as long as we don't go to the typo virus neighborhood. : )


7,770 posted on 11/21/2005 9:09:14 PM PST by nicmarlo
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To: tuliptree76

Just eat a little.


7,771 posted on 11/21/2005 9:09:28 PM PST by A CA Guy (God Bless America, God bless and keep safe our fighting men and women.)
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To: Fintan

Not really.
The post limit is 65,535, and the Never Endiong Story thread hit that once a long time ago.
Then the Hobbit Hole hit 65,535.
And the first Undead Threadd, the grave of jj_fate, hit 65,534.
The last post isn't showing for some odd reason.

We kinda got tired of troll hijacking our trheads, so we found a zot thread and hijacked it while the troll was still 'alive'.
(jj_fate didn't appreciate it much.)


7,772 posted on 11/21/2005 9:09:43 PM PST by Darksheare (I'm not suspicious & I hope it's nutritious but I think this sandwich is made of mime.)
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To: HKMk23

Good


7,773 posted on 11/21/2005 9:09:46 PM PST by A CA Guy (God Bless America, God bless and keep safe our fighting men and women.)
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To: Paul_Denton; Fintan

"...There is one thread with something like 68,000 posts but I forgot its name."
The Hobbit Hole made to the end of the internet twice, at least, and the Undead Thread (This very one, thank you) made it all the way to 65,534 before it morphed into another thread that went well over 30,000 before it began to bog down. Now, we change locales every month, no matter how many posts we have.

Welcome, fintan.


7,774 posted on 11/21/2005 9:10:00 PM PST by Monkey Face (A bheil síon anns do fhéile, no a tha thu buidhe 'nam amharc?)
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To: HKMk23
"A hundred years ago, Mechanical Engineers made TWICE as much money as Dentists?"

Yeah, but a hundred years ago, Dentists were Carpenters, working in a smaller scale.

7,775 posted on 11/21/2005 9:10:26 PM PST by NicknamedBob (If I were not a husband and father, I might be wealthier, but I wouldn't be richer.)
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To: Paul_Denton

Dimensional Doors thread.
It was the chat thread before chat threads existed.
And one of my first places to hang out on FR way back.
It has been 'continued' in series since.


7,776 posted on 11/21/2005 9:10:38 PM PST by Darksheare (I'm not suspicious & I hope it's nutritious but I think this sandwich is made of mime.)
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To: nicmarlo

Or the grammar-virus one which goes in hand with the typo one LOL


7,777 posted on 11/21/2005 9:11:08 PM PST by Paul_Denton (The U.S. should adopt the policy of Oom Shmoom: Israeli policy where no one gives a sh*t about U.N.)
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To: Monkey Face

Very cool.


7,778 posted on 11/21/2005 9:11:40 PM PST by Paul_Denton (The U.S. should adopt the policy of Oom Shmoom: Israeli policy where no one gives a sh*t about U.N.)
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To: Paul_Denton; EsmeraldaA

So Esme gets the kudos on brainging you to us and introducing you to this 'kick back and relax' spot?
Again, excelelnt!

And thanks for coming in!
(Thanks for bringing him!)


7,779 posted on 11/21/2005 9:12:06 PM PST by Darksheare (I'm not suspicious & I hope it's nutritious but I think this sandwich is made of mime.)
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To: Darksheare

Interesting. Is it wort of like this?


7,780 posted on 11/21/2005 9:12:17 PM PST by Paul_Denton (The U.S. should adopt the policy of Oom Shmoom: Israeli policy where no one gives a sh*t about U.N.)
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