The answer is usually, "darks fault"
and the denial from darks is usually "not my fault" even when no one yet accused him...he just sorta volunteers that, ain't that right ladies? : )
Yes, the standard denial form "I-d1dn7 do 1t" followed by the standard form "n0t m7 f4ul7".
Otherwise known as "I didn't do it" and "Not my fault".