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I am not a poster. I am a crispy critter.

Posted on 10/27/2005 8:31:33 AM PDT by The Zontron 7000

I am an internet java script sent to infiltrate your site and transform you from political neanderthals into a modern 21st Century progressive mode.

This is your first warning.

Do not try and resist.

It is useless.

Accept your fate.

You will be assimilated.


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To: EsmeraldaA
"Are they very obnoxious? Your socks.."

No, no! You misunderstand. ... My Lucky socks -- there's a hole in one.

5,421 posted on 11/15/2005 8:20:34 PM PST by NicknamedBob (If I were not a husband and father, I might be wealthier, but I wouldn't be richer.)
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To: King Prout

Very large congratulations.


5,422 posted on 11/15/2005 8:22:09 PM PST by TASMANIANRED (Conservatives are from earth. Liberals are from Uranus.)
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To: Slings and Arrows

*grins*

I'll have to work out to get strong enough to use Mad Bastard... and I need a glove for my string hand


5,423 posted on 11/15/2005 8:22:29 PM PST by King Prout (many accuse me of being overly literal... this would not be a problem if many were not under-precise)
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To: TASMANIANRED; All

thankee ;)

on that note: 'nite, all!


5,424 posted on 11/15/2005 8:23:24 PM PST by King Prout (many accuse me of being overly literal... this would not be a problem if many were not under-precise)
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To: NicknamedBob
I was scrolling back, for that! Men...

Am I been THAT naive or just obtuse?

LOL!
5,425 posted on 11/15/2005 8:24:08 PM PST by EsmeraldaA
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To: EsmeraldaA

Blame it on my cautious subtlety. I like to sneak up on people.


5,426 posted on 11/15/2005 8:26:21 PM PST by NicknamedBob (If I were not a husband and father, I might be wealthier, but I wouldn't be richer.)
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To: NicknamedBob
Well, yes.

You never answered..... LOL!
5,427 posted on 11/15/2005 8:28:16 PM PST by EsmeraldaA
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To: King Prout

Sounds like you have plenty of incentive.


5,428 posted on 11/15/2005 8:28:26 PM PST by Slings and Arrows (Note for visitors at Arafat's grave - first dance, THEN pee.)
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To: King Prout; Slings and Arrows

The only other time I've personally heard an arrow make unusual noise was from what was referred to as a cantilevered compound bow(Any such beast? I wouldn't know.) and the arrow went "ger-ZINK!".

All I know is that this bow had compound cams and the bow had an odd shape to it unlike usual compound bows.


If the arrow made a high pitched noise, I'd say it beats the bow I saw as the "ger-ZINK" noise was lower down on the tone scale.
(Think rubber ball hitting aluminum bat sound.)


5,429 posted on 11/15/2005 8:28:45 PM PST by Darksheare (I'm not suspicious & I hope it's nutritious but I think this sandwich is made of mime.)
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To: King Prout; Slings and Arrows

Check the arrow for unusual warpage as well...


5,430 posted on 11/15/2005 8:29:29 PM PST by Darksheare (I'm not suspicious & I hope it's nutritious but I think this sandwich is made of mime.)
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To: King Prout

P.S. Have you read Terry Pratchett's Diskworld series?


5,431 posted on 11/15/2005 8:30:31 PM PST by Slings and Arrows (Note for visitors at Arafat's grave - first dance, THEN pee.)
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To: freedumb2003
LOL.

I must have missed that one!

5,432 posted on 11/15/2005 8:31:01 PM PST by Do not dub me shapka broham
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To: Do not dub me shapka broham; All
It seems appropriate, that you would be the one for 5432.

Good Night, Everyone.

5,433 posted on 11/15/2005 8:57:31 PM PST by NicknamedBob (If I were not a husband and father, I might be wealthier, but I wouldn't be richer.)
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To: NicknamedBob
Heh, heh.

Blastoff!

:)

Nite, NB!

5,434 posted on 11/15/2005 9:00:11 PM PST by Do not dub me shapka broham
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To: tuliptree76
You can probably get more toned by weightlifting the tax code anyway.
5,435 posted on 11/15/2005 9:01:29 PM PST by Do not dub me shapka broham
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To: Do not dub me shapka broham

LOL! Now that it's online, I don't have to lift it. ;-)


5,436 posted on 11/15/2005 9:04:50 PM PST by tuliptree76
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To: tuliptree76
I FOUND IT! Finally! Lost touch with this thread and had such a journy to get back! Simply AMAZING how much stuff is on Freeper Land.

That was cool the thread you emailed me. How do post a picture? Want to add one to my Freeper Profile page. I have a chance to meet Senator George Allen in Dec and may, or may not, want to get a pict with him.

5,437 posted on 11/15/2005 9:05:10 PM PST by MNJohnnie (America is safest when the US Congress is on recess)
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To: tuliptree76
Darn!

;_)

5,438 posted on 11/15/2005 9:06:31 PM PST by Do not dub me shapka broham
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To: MNJohnnie

To post a picture, you have to upload it to a site that hosts pictures. There are quite a few free sites that allow you to do that. I use http://www.imageshack.us (if you create an account you can manage the pictures). Once it's uploaded, you just type the html commads for it...

< img src="web address for picture" height=XX>

(there is supposed to be no space between the < and img, but I had to put it in there so that it would show up)


5,439 posted on 11/15/2005 9:10:01 PM PST by tuliptree76
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To: Do not dub me shapka broham

So instead of lifting the tax code, I have to do pilates...


5,440 posted on 11/15/2005 9:11:20 PM PST by tuliptree76
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