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I am not a poster. I am a crispy critter.

Posted on 10/27/2005 8:31:33 AM PDT by The Zontron 7000

I am an internet java script sent to infiltrate your site and transform you from political neanderthals into a modern 21st Century progressive mode.

This is your first warning.

Do not try and resist.

It is useless.

Accept your fate.

You will be assimilated.


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To: tuliptree76

Hello!

Not much going on at the moment.


5,341 posted on 11/15/2005 6:52:18 PM PST by Darksheare (I'm not suspicious & I hope it's nutritious but I think this sandwich is made of mime.)
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To: freedumb2003

Hi freedumb! Long time no see. I'm doing okay. How about you?


5,342 posted on 11/15/2005 6:52:35 PM PST by tuliptree76
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To: tuliptree76

Somehow or another, I am hanging in there.

In Texas and we have a freeze warning for tomorrow. It was 80+ a few days ago.

I am headed down south for a very badly needed and deserved vacation next week.

Still in school and working thourgh classes, exams, etc?


5,343 posted on 11/15/2005 6:55:39 PM PST by freedumb2003 (Let's tear down the observatory so we never get hit by a meteor again!)
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To: Kindly Old Doc Tsu; Neets; Darksheare; scott0347; timpad; Conspiracy Guy; NYC GOP Chick; ...

a note in passing on the way to slumberland.

I shall have triumphal dreams: I just fired the first arrow from this Yumi.

There is plenty of final shaping remaining.
I must still install the bindings.
I have yet to apply the surface sealant.
I don't have a proper bowstring.

Nevertheless... I just finished up rouging out the nocks, and I couldn't resist temptation...

I took some cheap nylon string
I fought like hell (having only one good arm didn't help, but stringing this monster will be a bitch even with two) to string it
I took it outside
I nocked an arrow
I drew it as best I could
I loosed
...
...
...
holy $#!+

TRIUMPHAL dreams, I tell you.


5,344 posted on 11/15/2005 6:55:57 PM PST by King Prout (many accuse me of being overly literal... this would not be a problem if many were not under-precise)
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To: King Prout

Ya-HAR!
A job well done!


5,345 posted on 11/15/2005 6:57:18 PM PST by Darksheare (I'm not suspicious & I hope it's nutritious but I think this sandwich is made of mime.)
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To: King Prout
Neat! I can't wait for the pics. (Or a copy of the accident report.)
5,346 posted on 11/15/2005 6:57:42 PM PST by OSHA (Liberalism - Is it real or is it Scrappleface?)
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To: King Prout

Congrats, KP!


5,347 posted on 11/15/2005 6:58:01 PM PST by tuliptree76
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To: King Prout

Buenos Noches amigo


5,348 posted on 11/15/2005 6:58:39 PM PST by freedumb2003 (Let's tear down the observatory so we never get hit by a meteor again!)
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To: freedumb2003

No classes right now, but I'm still in school. I'm teaching and working on my dissertation proposal.


5,349 posted on 11/15/2005 6:59:27 PM PST by tuliptree76
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To: King Prout

I shot an arrow into the air,
It fell to earth, I knew not where;
For, so swiftly it flew, the sight
Could not follow it in its flight.

I breathed a song into the air,
It fell to earth, I knew not where;
For who has sight so keen and strong,
That it can follow the flight of song?

Long, long afterward, in an oak
I found the arrow, still unbroke;
And the song, from beginning to end,
I found again in the heart of a friend.


5,350 posted on 11/15/2005 7:02:35 PM PST by Delta 21 (MKC USCG-ret)
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To: tuliptree76

What's the subject?

btw: a few years ago (OK, many years ago), a study was done and it was found that dissertation titles with colons in them do better. Something like:

Free Republic: A study in Controlled Chaos

Gotta have that colon! :)


5,351 posted on 11/15/2005 7:02:44 PM PST by freedumb2003 (Let's tear down the observatory so we never get hit by a meteor again!)
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To: tuliptree76
Hey Tulip!
Still here?
I am now....
5,352 posted on 11/15/2005 7:02:56 PM PST by EsmeraldaA
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To: freedumb2003

LOL! Okay, I'll remember to have a colon in the title. My area is tax. However, the exact topic keeps evolving as I try to refine it and narrow it down. So I won't really be able to say exactly until after I defend the proposal.


5,353 posted on 11/15/2005 7:05:06 PM PST by tuliptree76
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To: EsmeraldaA

Hi Es. I'm still here. :-)


5,354 posted on 11/15/2005 7:05:26 PM PST by tuliptree76
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To: freedumb2003; OSHA; tuliptree76; Darksheare

hard to tell at the moment, but I think this bow's draw-weight well exceeds 80lbs

the arrow speed is... unholy, even from an incomplete draw using nylon (which stretches and eats some of the power)


5,355 posted on 11/15/2005 7:06:00 PM PST by King Prout (many accuse me of being overly literal... this would not be a problem if many were not under-precise)
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To: tuliptree76
Hi, How was your day?
Mine was rotten, I thought it was Monday all over.....
AnyHoo!!
5,356 posted on 11/15/2005 7:07:57 PM PST by EsmeraldaA
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To: Delta 21

great poem, an old fave

I shot the arrow into the ground - it is night and in town, after all :)

IF I *did* shoot it into the air, only God knows where it would come down... DAMN but this monster is bastard strong


5,357 posted on 11/15/2005 7:08:13 PM PST by King Prout (many accuse me of being overly literal... this would not be a problem if many were not under-precise)
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To: King Prout

I tried archery once in high school. I had a terrible time drawing the bow.


5,358 posted on 11/15/2005 7:09:37 PM PST by tuliptree76
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To: freedumb2003; tuliptree76; EsmeraldaA
"Gotta have that colon!"

Well, sure. All that effort -- all that crap, and no colon? It just wouldn't be healthy.

(That's one way to remember it!)

5,359 posted on 11/15/2005 7:10:20 PM PST by NicknamedBob (If I were not a husband and father, I might be wealthier, but I wouldn't be richer.)
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To: EsmeraldaA

My day was okay. Up and down... LOL!


5,360 posted on 11/15/2005 7:10:27 PM PST by tuliptree76
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