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Posted on 10/27/2005 8:31:33 AM PDT by The Zontron 7000

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This is your first warning.

Do not try and resist.

It is useless.

Accept your fate.

You will be assimilated.


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To: EsmeraldaA; NicknamedBob

"you rock!" works

as does "huzzah!"

given the very low odds of success I gave myself when I started this project, and given the overal quality and appearance of the bow (thus far, knock on wood) I do have to admit that I have impressed myself


5,401 posted on 11/15/2005 7:52:29 PM PST by King Prout (many accuse me of being overly literal... this would not be a problem if many were not under-precise)
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To: tuliptree76

well, lb4lb, women beat men hollow in leg-strength


5,402 posted on 11/15/2005 7:53:17 PM PST by King Prout (many accuse me of being overly literal... this would not be a problem if many were not under-precise)
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To: NicknamedBob; King Prout
Hey, I know exactly what are you talking about.

Been there and done that. (by chance). Have you?

And that been the case I'll yell....

YEY!! Congrats!!
5,403 posted on 11/15/2005 7:54:58 PM PST by EsmeraldaA
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To: EsmeraldaA

I have not, even though I always wore my lucky socks.


5,404 posted on 11/15/2005 7:56:55 PM PST by NicknamedBob (If I were not a husband and father, I might be wealthier, but I wouldn't be richer.)
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To: King Prout
well, lb4lb, women beat men hollow in leg-strength

I could leg press a lot of weight in high school. I haven't tried a weight machine like that since back then.

5,405 posted on 11/15/2005 7:58:58 PM PST by tuliptree76
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To: King Prout; NicknamedBob
Very well then....



You rock KP!!
5,406 posted on 11/15/2005 7:59:57 PM PST by EsmeraldaA
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To: King Prout

I was wondering why you put rouge on the knocks, but I figured it was to mark where the string was wearing the knocks for some reason..

(Shows what I know of bow craft..)

Sorry about the typo!


5,407 posted on 11/15/2005 8:01:52 PM PST by Darksheare (I'm not suspicious & I hope it's nutritious but I think this sandwich is made of mime.)
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To: NicknamedBob
That is always a good start.

Are they very obnoxious? Your socks..
5,408 posted on 11/15/2005 8:02:26 PM PST by EsmeraldaA
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To: EsmeraldaA

I have my moments :)

this friday I'll take the bow it to town to get a bowstring made.

I'll see what a pro has to say about it.

there's a kyudo school in Atlanta... next time I go up there I think I'll drop by and see what they can tell me.


5,409 posted on 11/15/2005 8:03:21 PM PST by King Prout (many accuse me of being overly literal... this would not be a problem if many were not under-precise)
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To: Darksheare

"nocks" is not a typo, when talking bowspeak

dude... you would LOVE this mad bastard
it has... attitude


5,410 posted on 11/15/2005 8:04:45 PM PST by King Prout (many accuse me of being overly literal... this would not be a problem if many were not under-precise)
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To: King Prout
KUDOS!
Will you keep us posted, literally? LOL!
5,411 posted on 11/15/2005 8:05:42 PM PST by EsmeraldaA
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To: King Prout

Oops, I typo'd nocks..
*sigh*

Doomed I tell you.


Arrow goes off like a scared rabbit?


5,412 posted on 11/15/2005 8:05:44 PM PST by Darksheare (I'm not suspicious & I hope it's nutritious but I think this sandwich is made of mime.)
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I don't know if it is tradition in kyudo to name a bow, but I hve decided to name this one.

He is now named "Mad Bastard"


5,413 posted on 11/15/2005 8:06:16 PM PST by King Prout (many accuse me of being overly literal... this would not be a problem if many were not under-precise)
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To: Darksheare

arrow goes off like a bullet, actually

I think I need heavier arrows for this bow.


5,414 posted on 11/15/2005 8:07:10 PM PST by King Prout (many accuse me of being overly literal... this would not be a problem if many were not under-precise)
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To: EsmeraldaA

yep.


5,415 posted on 11/15/2005 8:07:36 PM PST by King Prout (many accuse me of being overly literal... this would not be a problem if many were not under-precise)
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To: King Prout

Light aluminum or compsite shafts make a 'Ger-ZINK!' sound when they go?


5,416 posted on 11/15/2005 8:12:11 PM PST by Darksheare (I'm not suspicious & I hope it's nutritious but I think this sandwich is made of mime.)
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To: King Prout

Cool.

I named two of my knives.
Short Bow for the shorter one, and Long Bow for the bayonet..
(Yes, space for humor sake. Otherwise it'd be Longbow.. and so on.)


5,417 posted on 11/15/2005 8:13:20 PM PST by Darksheare (I'm not suspicious & I hope it's nutritious but I think this sandwich is made of mime.)
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To: King Prout

Cool name.


5,418 posted on 11/15/2005 8:15:02 PM PST by EsmeraldaA
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To: Darksheare; Slings and Arrows

the aluminum shaft I shot made an unusual noise when loosed, yes. high-pitched "ZEET!" sorta

and the string hummed with metallic glee

and the target point turfed 40 feet away before the first recoil vibration had cycled in the bow.

I'm serious: this Mad Bastard sucker SLINGS an arrow


5,419 posted on 11/15/2005 8:17:59 PM PST by King Prout (many accuse me of being overly literal... this would not be a problem if many were not under-precise)
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To: King Prout

I'm sure you two will be very happy together.

[Seriously, sounds like a mother of a bow. Congrats!]


5,420 posted on 11/15/2005 8:19:15 PM PST by Slings and Arrows (Note for visitors at Arafat's grave - first dance, THEN pee.)
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