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I am not a poster. I am a crispy critter.
Posted on 10/27/2005 8:31:33 AM PDT by The Zontron 7000
I am an internet java script sent to infiltrate your site and transform you from political neanderthals into a modern 21st Century progressive mode.
This is your first warning.
Do not try and resist.
It is useless.
Accept your fate.
You will be assimilated.
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To: A CA Guy
hmmm....rectum?!! Dang near killed 'em!!
5,381
posted on
11/15/2005 7:30:02 PM PST
by
mo
To: King Prout
Well, I have quite a high opinion of you, so...
:)
5,382
posted on
11/15/2005 7:30:53 PM PST
by
freedumb2003
(Let's tear down the observatory so we never get hit by a meteor again!)
To: King Prout
Hummmmm well my colon is still in. I think.
LOL!
Hello.
To: King Prout
I don't know what draw-weight they were. The boys and girls used the same bows.
To: mo
5,385
posted on
11/15/2005 7:35:36 PM PST
by
NicknamedBob
(If I were not a husband and father, I might be wealthier, but I wouldn't be richer.)
To: EsmeraldaA
5,386
posted on
11/15/2005 7:36:33 PM PST
by
King Prout
(many accuse me of being overly literal... this would not be a problem if many were not under-precise)
To: freedumb2003
um, er, ah... not going to make self-deprecatory "compensation" wisecracks...
5,387
posted on
11/15/2005 7:38:01 PM PST
by
King Prout
(many accuse me of being overly literal... this would not be a problem if many were not under-precise)
To: tuliptree76
ah. if that's the case, the draw-weight was probably closer to 30lbs.
was the draw too stiff for you, or was it some other problem?
were the other girls experiencing similar problems?
5,388
posted on
11/15/2005 7:39:09 PM PST
by
King Prout
(many accuse me of being overly literal... this would not be a problem if many were not under-precise)
To: King Prout
How is the celebrating going on? If I may ask. ( or not )
To: Darksheare
"rouging out the nocks"
rouging???
DARKS!
5,390
posted on
11/15/2005 7:40:40 PM PST
by
King Prout
(many accuse me of being overly literal... this would not be a problem if many were not under-precise)
To: EsmeraldaA
celebrating?
aside from executing a pre-bedtime public gloat here, no celebrating going on.
5,391
posted on
11/15/2005 7:41:56 PM PST
by
King Prout
(many accuse me of being overly literal... this would not be a problem if many were not under-precise)
To: King Prout
A lot of the girls had problems with the bows. I just couldn't draw it far enough back. My aim wasn't too bad - I just had trouble with getting the arrow to reach the target.
To: A CA Guy; NicknamedBob
I wonder what would happen if I included that in the title...
LOL!
To: King Prout
I see....
No Congrats in order then?
.....pity.....
To: tuliptree76
There is an old joke about which organ ruled the body ... but we won't go there.
5,395
posted on
11/15/2005 7:45:12 PM PST
by
NicknamedBob
(If I were not a husband and father, I might be wealthier, but I wouldn't be richer.)
To: NicknamedBob
Um... Do I dare ask which organ it is?
To: EsmeraldaA; King Prout
"No Congrats in order then?" This is similar to standing beside someone on a par three who says, "I'm going to hit a hole-in-one!" and then proceeds to do just that!
I think the proper response is to be very understated.
"Well played."
5,397
posted on
11/15/2005 7:48:49 PM PST
by
NicknamedBob
(If I were not a husband and father, I might be wealthier, but I wouldn't be richer.)
To: tuliptree76
draw-weight, then.
the bow is completely reliant upon upper-body strength, which generally translates into "advantage : testosterone"
5,398
posted on
11/15/2005 7:49:52 PM PST
by
King Prout
(many accuse me of being overly literal... this would not be a problem if many were not under-precise)
To: King Prout
the bow is completely reliant upon upper-body strength, which generally translates into "advantage : testosterone"I have accepted the fact that I have no upper body strength a long time ago. LOL!
To: tuliptree76
"Do I dare ask which organ it is?"You may guess.
When this organ went on strike, it wasn't very long before all the other organs accepted its authority.
It's used as a parable for how politicians get into positions of power.
5,400
posted on
11/15/2005 7:52:13 PM PST
by
NicknamedBob
(If I were not a husband and father, I might be wealthier, but I wouldn't be richer.)
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