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Posted on 10/27/2005 8:31:33 AM PDT by The Zontron 7000
I am an internet java script sent to infiltrate your site and transform you from political neanderthals into a modern 21st Century progressive mode.
This is your first warning.
Do not try and resist.
It is useless.
Accept your fate.
You will be assimilated.
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To: Darkchylde
Mmmmmm
I was the popular type. But with nerdy friends too.
Like I said, I think was very lucky....
To: EsmeraldaA
4,842
posted on
11/13/2005 10:27:30 PM PST
by
Darksheare
(I'm not suspicious & I hope it's nutritious but I think this sandwich is made of mime.)
To: Darksheare
Have you wrote something about him?
To: Darksheare; Darkchylde; All
Mmmm when were we talking about reading thoughts?
I am saying Good night and sweet dreams.
To: Darkchylde
I was a
lazy bored spitless student.
Funny how bored spitless and lazy look so much alike on the surface.
4,845
posted on
11/13/2005 10:33:31 PM PST
by
HKMk23
(FOR SALE: French Army standard issue infantry rifles. Dropped once. Never fired.)
To: EsmeraldaA
Not yet.
Haven't been able to write anything as disjointed as the poor cat is.
4,846
posted on
11/13/2005 10:38:44 PM PST
by
Darksheare
(I'm not suspicious & I hope it's nutritious but I think this sandwich is made of mime.)
To: Darksheare
Okay. So, the rampaging kiss is heading south on Market; Mr. Sta-Puffed is trundling east on Main. If we time the Hellfire missile just right, we can blast them both at once in the intersection, right at the Nabisco graham cracker warehouse across from the lumberyard.
KA-BOOM!!!! S'Mores for everyone, so gather 'round the bonfire. Look for the orange glow in the sky accompanied by the wailing of the insurance agents.
4,847
posted on
11/13/2005 10:39:43 PM PST
by
HKMk23
(FOR SALE: French Army standard issue infantry rifles. Dropped once. Never fired.)
To: HKMk23
Well, I was lazy BECAUSE I was bored. The only time
I ever looked at notes before a test or quiz was when
we were first writing them down. I was constantly getting
in trouble for not doing homework, but I already knew the
stuff & therefore didn't see the point of "useless" effort.
4,848
posted on
11/13/2005 10:42:01 PM PST
by
Darkchylde
(Don't try my brother's coffee!)
To: HKMk23; Darksheare
You're giving me the munchies.
4,849
posted on
11/13/2005 10:45:29 PM PST
by
Darkchylde
(Don't try my brother's coffee!)
To: Darkchylde
Though I had aced the test, I was failing my AlgebraII class at mid-term, because I hadn't turned in any homework, yet. I turned it all in on the last day before the final -- a pile over an inch thick -- aced that and nailed the A for the class.
And that was a subject I actually LIKED.
Stuff I really could take or leave --- [mimic foghorn] Boooooo-rrinngggg!
4,850
posted on
11/13/2005 10:52:36 PM PST
by
HKMk23
(FOR SALE: French Army standard issue infantry rifles. Dropped once. Never fired.)
To: All; yall
4,851
posted on
11/13/2005 11:00:57 PM PST
by
HKMk23
(FOR SALE: French Army standard issue infantry rifles. Dropped once. Never fired.)
To: HKMk23
I couldn't understand Math to save my life. Luckily I
managed (barely) to make it through the required two
years. I really loved History (mostly) & my poor teacher
was always frustrated with my lack of cooperation. I
managed to pass easily with little homework & A's on
all tests & quizzes. I aced the regents easily as well.
My English teacher hated the fact it took some major
prodding to get me to hand in reports about books....
unless I actually liked what we read (I usually didn't).
4,852
posted on
11/13/2005 11:01:42 PM PST
by
Darkchylde
(Don't try my brother's coffee!)
To: HKMk23
If I were hit with someone I didn't know, I would delete them like the trash they are.
4,853
posted on
11/14/2005 12:26:13 AM PST
by
A CA Guy
(God Bless America, God bless and keep safe our fighting men and women.)
To: NicknamedBob
Thanks.
This thread is moving faster than the others I think.
4,854
posted on
11/14/2005 4:40:30 AM PST
by
fanfan
(" The liberal party is not corrupt " Prime Minister Paul Martin)
To: fanfan
Your perception is valid.
Post number 5000 on the October Chronicles occurred on Oct. 23rd.
Even with a late start, we are clearly moving faster.
Woo-Hoo! I love acceleration!
4,855
posted on
11/14/2005 5:11:01 AM PST
by
NicknamedBob
(If I were not a husband and father, I might be wealthier, but I wouldn't be richer.)
To: NicknamedBob
Last Post? Hehhe...
Everyone have a good weekend? What did I miss?
4,856
posted on
11/14/2005 6:58:55 AM PST
by
Dead Corpse
(Anyone who needs to be persuaded to be free, doesn't deserve to be. -El Neil)
To: Dead Corpse
"Everyone have a good weekend? What did I miss?" Just go back to your last previous post, and read forward. It's only twelve hundred posts.
4,857
posted on
11/14/2005 7:17:26 AM PST
by
NicknamedBob
(If I were not a husband and father, I might be wealthier, but I wouldn't be richer.)
To: NicknamedBob
Er... no. Not gonna happen. Not enough hours in a day...
4,858
posted on
11/14/2005 7:42:44 AM PST
by
Dead Corpse
(Anyone who needs to be persuaded to be free, doesn't deserve to be. -El Neil)
To: Darksheare
it is an old problem - loose joints = easy subluxation.
compounded by an apparent tear in the suprascapular musculature of the rotator cuff
this blows.
4,859
posted on
11/14/2005 7:46:53 AM PST
by
King Prout
(many accuse me of being overly literal... this would not be a problem if many were not under-precise)
To: tuliptree76
part muscle, part ligament
topical unguents will not help
4,860
posted on
11/14/2005 7:51:05 AM PST
by
King Prout
(many accuse me of being overly literal... this would not be a problem if many were not under-precise)
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