Free Republic
Browse · Search
General/Chat
Topics · Post Article

Skip to comments.

I am not a poster. I am a crispy critter.

Posted on 10/27/2005 8:31:33 AM PDT by The Zontron 7000

I am an internet java script sent to infiltrate your site and transform you from political neanderthals into a modern 21st Century progressive mode.

This is your first warning.

Do not try and resist.

It is useless.

Accept your fate.

You will be assimilated.


TOPICS:
KEYWORDS: 00; 0firstkeyword; 0wn3d; 0wn4g3; 0wned; 10011001111001110100; 1234zot; 1dumbtroll; 1firstkeyword; allyourzotrbelong2us; asciihillwalker; asciilapdancer; ass; assclown; asshatcrybaby; assimilatedmyass; assimilatethis; autozotscript; breastfedbyjanetreno; byebye; cantfindassindark; democratcrybaby; drunkandstupied; drunkentroll; duidiot; dumbassdunce; dumbassidiot; dumbassliberal; dumbasstroll; dumberthanhammers; dunce; duncezotted; dunderhead; dutroll; eelctrotherapyneeded; eetard; etard; gopopyourzits; gotzot; headupass; herekittykitty; iamaninternetpustule; iamcluelesszot; iamhowarddean; ideservezot; ilovezot; imanangrylittlefella; immoral; impaired; ineedthezot; irelephant; isthisyourbrain; itszottingtime; lalalalalalalalalala; looneylefty; ludesareoutman; mezotyoulongtime; moonbat; movezot4greatjustice; mymoomysaysimspecial; mypoopyhurts; novemberchronicles; nukemehard; nukemeplease; own4g3; ownage; owned; ownzored; ozone; ozoneactionthread; ozonereactionthread; parindled; parindlehim; parindleme; pathetic; peedincornflakes; penguinhumor; penischallenged; pingpingpingpingping; pingpong; pings; pingsformoney; pingthatshouldnotbe; pingthis; pinhead; pleasezotmenow; pleeezepleeezezotme; pmsmigrainsinc; poopoohead; poor; poorbaby; poorpoorpitifulme; powerless; psychoclown; puny; pusillanimous; putbacktheliquor; pwn3d; pwn4g3; pwnd; pwned; pwnz0r3d; qtipkittylove; questionable; rain; rant; rateatroll; rather; reducereuserecycle; repressed; retardedfool; returnofjjfate; ricepudding; rickoshayrabbit; ridethelightning; ridiculous; rkbarules; roads; rockrollandping; rodneykingwashere; rogets; rudeness; sad; sadtruthaboutatroll; sanctimoniousness; sandwichshyofpicnic; savethedrama4urmama; scambaiting; scared; scrawny; scurvy; selfrighteous; seventhsojourn; sexydecimal; shameful; shortattentionspan; shy; sickly; simperingwimp; singforpings; sleazy; slight; smacktard; small; sniveling; sobbing; somanytardssofewzots; somebodyneedsahug; sonoftheundeadthread; sorry; sortofdead; spam; spamspam; spamspamspam; spamspamspamspam; spamspamspamspamspam; spastic; speechless; spellcheckerworking; spellczech; stonedtroll; stuckonstupid; tard; toast; troll; trollaway; trollingfordummies; trollishigh; trollisinneedofazot; trolloncrack; trollonpot; trollzot; trollzotted; vikingkitties; vikingkitty; zot; zotadumbass; zotadummy; zotadunce; zotanidiot; zotathon; zotatroll; zotcrazy; zotforvictory; zothead; zotiseverywhere; zotloft; zotlover; zotmalldaylong; zotme247; zotme247365; zotmeagain; zotmeagainandagain; zotmealldaylong; zotmeallmonthlong; zotmeallnightlong; zotmeallweeklong; zotmeallyearlong; zotmeatthepumps; zotmebaby; zotmedaily; zotmeforever; zotmefrombehind; zotmehard; zotmehardandlong; zotmeharder; zotmeimaloser; zotmeimanassclown; zotmeimanidiot; zotmeimdumb; zotmeimstupid; zotmeindanuts; zotmeintheass; zotmeinthebutt; zotmeintheevening; zotmeintheface; zotmeinthemorning; zotmeintonextweek; zotmeintothesky; zotmelong; zotmelongandhard; zotmenow; zotmeoverandover; zotmesolongipuke; zotmesolongithurts; zotmetillimdead; zotmetillipuke; zotmetilliscream; zotmeuptheass; zotmobile; zotmyass; zotmybilderberg; zotmyislamicass; zotmysorryass; zotmyworld; zotnip; zotorama; zotsalot; zotsarecool; zotsfortots; zottalicious; zottarget; zotted; zotted247; zotted247365; zottedassclown; zottedbacktomecca; zottedbacktothedump; zotteddumbass; zotteddummy; zotteddunce; zottedidiot; zottedislamofascist; zottedleftist; zottedloser; zottedmoron; zotthestupidtroll; zotthisassclown; zotthisdutroll; zotthisidiot; zotthisloser; zotthistroll; zotthyself; zottron7000; zotty; zottytrained; zotusmaximus; zotwaseverywhere; zotwashere; zotwasthere; zotwhatithought; zotwhore; zotzilla; zotzippitydoo; zotzotbaby; zuluoscartango; zzzotspiracy; zzzzot; zzzzzooooottttt; zzzzzzzot; zzzzzzzzzot; zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzot
Navigation: use the links below to view more comments.
first previous 1-20 ... 4,461-4,4804,481-4,5004,501-4,520 ... 10,061-10,068 next last
To: fanfan

I think it was random. A lot of things happen randomly in the parking lots. Luckily I missed the random smashing of windows one weekend when I was visiting my parents.


4,481 posted on 11/13/2005 2:12:41 PM PST by tuliptree76
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 4478 | View Replies]

To: calrighty

I doubt that these people were caught though.


4,482 posted on 11/13/2005 2:13:58 PM PST by tuliptree76
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 4480 | View Replies]

To: tuliptree76

Probably not, but some day they will be caught, and they will pay dearly for it.


4,483 posted on 11/13/2005 2:15:44 PM PST by calrighty ( Watch " The Beeber Story ", written by al baby, produced by Hugh Series. Troops BTTT)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 4482 | View Replies]

To: calrighty

Hopefully they will.


4,484 posted on 11/13/2005 2:21:38 PM PST by tuliptree76
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 4483 | View Replies]

To: fanfan

Congratulations on the quad four!


4,485 posted on 11/13/2005 2:28:21 PM PST by NicknamedBob (If I were not a husband and father, I might be wealthier, but I wouldn't be richer.)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 4444 | View Replies]

To: fanfan; Irish_Thatcherite

"Question....isn't it Kidd gloves?"

Actually, it's "kid" gloves...as in goat kid. Soft, supple, and easy to work with.


4,486 posted on 11/13/2005 2:40:05 PM PST by Monkey Face (A bheil síon anns do fhéile, no a tha thu buidhe 'nam amharc?)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 4433 | View Replies]

To: All

Oh.
Great. I come online and everyone else leaves. *sigh*
Laterden.


4,487 posted on 11/13/2005 2:55:07 PM PST by Monkey Face (A bheil síon anns do fhéile, no a tha thu buidhe 'nam amharc?)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 4486 | View Replies]

To: Monkey Face

Seems like no one wants to stay up and play on Sunday nights.


4,488 posted on 11/13/2005 2:57:47 PM PST by NicknamedBob (If I were not a husband and father, I might be wealthier, but I wouldn't be richer.)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 4487 | View Replies]

To: NicknamedBob

LOOK! You got 4488!
Yah..maybe they're all depressed because tomorrow is Monday?


4,489 posted on 11/13/2005 2:59:11 PM PST by Monkey Face (A bheil síon anns do fhéile, no a tha thu buidhe 'nam amharc?)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 4488 | View Replies]

To: Monkey Face

Maybe..


4,490 posted on 11/13/2005 3:12:57 PM PST by Irish_Thatcherite (~~~A vote for Bertie Ahern is a vote for Gerry Adams!~~~)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 4486 | View Replies]

To: Irish_Thatcherite; Monkey Face

Well, if they think Sunday nights are boring, just wait until we have from six to ten months of flight time weighing on us while we drift toward Mars.

That reminds me, I need to stock up on playing cards.


4,491 posted on 11/13/2005 3:18:05 PM PST by NicknamedBob (If I were not a husband and father, I might be wealthier, but I wouldn't be richer.)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 4490 | View Replies]

To: NicknamedBob

I'll spend the time drinking.


4,492 posted on 11/13/2005 3:25:08 PM PST by Irish_Thatcherite (~~~A vote for Bertie Ahern is a vote for Gerry Adams!~~~)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 4491 | View Replies]

To: NicknamedBob; Irish_Thatcherite; Monkey Face
Well, if they think Sunday nights are boring, just wait until we have from six to ten months of flight time weighing on us while we drift toward Mars.

I'll probably still be working on my dissertation the whole time.

4,493 posted on 11/13/2005 3:28:14 PM PST by tuliptree76
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 4491 | View Replies]

To: NicknamedBob; Irish_Thatcherite; tuliptree76

I'll find something unobtrusive to do...like read.


4,494 posted on 11/13/2005 3:31:12 PM PST by Monkey Face (A bheil síon anns do fhéile, no a tha thu buidhe 'nam amharc?)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 4491 | View Replies]

To: tuliptree76
I'll probably still be working on my dissertation the whole time.

Your planning on deserting?

4,495 posted on 11/13/2005 3:31:59 PM PST by Irish_Thatcherite (~~~A vote for Bertie Ahern is a vote for Gerry Adams!~~~)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 4493 | View Replies]

To: Monkey Face

DRINKING.


4,496 posted on 11/13/2005 3:32:45 PM PST by Irish_Thatcherite (~~~A vote for Bertie Ahern is a vote for Gerry Adams!~~~)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 4494 | View Replies]

To: Irish_Thatcherite

No... I'll just be back in the corner at my tax table working.


4,497 posted on 11/13/2005 3:33:45 PM PST by tuliptree76
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 4495 | View Replies]

To: Irish_Thatcherite

No, reading...it's what I do best, these days.


4,498 posted on 11/13/2005 3:34:31 PM PST by Monkey Face (A bheil síon anns do fhéile, no a tha thu buidhe 'nam amharc?)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 4496 | View Replies]

To: EsmeraldaA

Well.. if you got the file I sent you, you will sorta hear from the tune what kind of dancing.
The music sorta suggests the mode.


4,499 posted on 11/13/2005 3:41:52 PM PST by Darksheare (I'm not suspicious & I hope it's nutritious but I think this sandwich is made of mime.)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 4354 | View Replies]

To: Monkey Face; tuliptree76

Face reading, tulip doing taxes (is rocket fuel deductable?), I'll have to go drinking - everyone will be to busy to talk!


4,500 posted on 11/13/2005 3:43:02 PM PST by Irish_Thatcherite (~~~A vote for Bertie Ahern is a vote for Gerry Adams!~~~)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 4498 | View Replies]


Navigation: use the links below to view more comments.
first previous 1-20 ... 4,461-4,4804,481-4,5004,501-4,520 ... 10,061-10,068 next last

Disclaimer: Opinions posted on Free Republic are those of the individual posters and do not necessarily represent the opinion of Free Republic or its management. All materials posted herein are protected by copyright law and the exemption for fair use of copyrighted works.

Free Republic
Browse · Search
General/Chat
Topics · Post Article

FreeRepublic, LLC, PO BOX 9771, FRESNO, CA 93794
FreeRepublic.com is powered by software copyright 2000-2008 John Robinson