why do you guys keep banning me? (Zot! Because we can) (Juwish modz totally rewl!)

why do people keep banning me everytime I put up interesting articles? I work for a website I think some of you are familiar with called phantirath weekly world news and each time we put somthing up on FR no matter how conservative it is it keeps getting banned. Whats the matter with it?! Damn man what are you marxist socialists communists? I just got a call this mroning from a Juwish friend of mine who said that you banned an important article about Zionism and Noam Federman and about how we were to support israel. I thought you guys supported Juws and others like him!? I mean you know that god is going to punish you if you dont support them and others like Noam Federman who are being downtrodden by the leftists and the Arabs! EVEN Pat Buchanan would be outraged by this! The Juws are wonderful people who have been a blessing to this nation and other nations in the world! Why is it you hypocrites complain about bias and then you shut us up just because you dont agree with us!? Who made you god and told us what we had to do anyway! This website has got to be the most fascist naziast place ive ever been! The Juws will win someday and when the Arabs are gone and when the Juws and rightous gentils go up top you will be atr the bottom! I demand an explanation for why you are doing this to me and my boss and the Juws!

Either everything is a subject for levity, or nothing is. I'll make a really bad joke as I face the firing squad!

"Darkchylde can help squash the grapes for our wine-making. By the time she's old enough to partake, she will be fully knowledgeable about alcoholic products, and can make informed decisions.

And in the meantime, she can improve the lot in life of many thirsty people."

I agree! She can ALWAYS beguile with her poetic nature! Being petite and feminine, she will be a natural!

*PS: That was a great poem for little Ana! I will file that for future reference!*

"Alcohol...is good for you

I agree, I find alcohol makes all women more attractive."

In that case....

*never mind...I forgot where I was!*

"Had my first full beer when I was 12. Grandpa gave it to me. Heiniken. To this day I still can't stand the stuff. But I drank the whole thing like a real man that day."

By the time I had MY first Heiniken, I had been drinking German Pils (delivered to the door like milk) for almost two years. All I can say is "GACK!"

"Grape juice just gives epople the runs. At least have her squashing cranberries!"

It only gives them the runs if they injest the peels! Same for cranberries! *Have your never heard of Cranberry Wine?*

"Either everything is a subject for levity, or nothing is. I'll make a really bad joke as I face the firing squad!"

LOL! I think I prefer to laugh at the things life gives to me, as they are easier to carry..."When life gives you lemons, make Lemon meringue pie!" It goes down better that way...;o)

When "traffic circles" came to this part of the country, the locals stopped and stared at them, not knowing how to proceed!

We're having a bit of trouble with that here. Pity really, I really got to like them in Britain. (Of course, they have developed really excellent signage for theirs, which is why Washington Dept. of Transportation doesn't use it.)

"We're having a bit of trouble with that here. Pity really, I really got to like them in Britain. (Of course, they have developed really excellent signage for theirs, which is why Washington Dept. of Transportation doesn't use it.)"

They are called "Roundabouts" in Las Vegas. And they are not nearly as impressive as the ones in Europe...

"I thought it was..... "When life give you
lemons, squeeze them in your enemies eyes!"."

Nah! That's too much of a waste! Lemon pie is much better!

Beer?! Eick. I can't stand the scent of beer, makes me sick.

I remember those days. When I joined a frat (not what you think, it was an eccentric frat that we almost turned into an engineering frat) I could choke down at most half a can of beer.

Ouzo. Geek liquor that tastes like black liquorice.

I knew about ouzo, but I hadn't thought of it as a geek liquor!

When I left home for college, my Dad told me never to drink anything that didn't come out of a bottle with a label that I recognized from home.

Some "Poblachd Saorsa," (in English, "Free Republic") the best whisky straight from The Official Distillery of the Undead Thread^TM, anyone? (You do recognize the label, no?)

"If I slip, that's a free drink, right?"

Herein lies the beauty of this plan. As far as the guys here are concerned, if you slip, you improve the flavor!

</Dirty Old Man Chuckle Off>

"Ouzo. Geek liquor that tastes like black liquorice.
I knew about ouzo, but I hadn't thought of it as a geek liquor!"

Redhead would love that...she's a geek who likes licorice...I canNOT abide the taste of licorice! (I actually went out of my way at Heathrow to find her some licorice candy)...she even likes licorice popscicles! [GAH!!!]

We call them roundabouts here too. As far as impressive goes, the largest I've seen was in my hometown in Michigan. A couple hundred meters diameter (says faulty memory working over 36 years, maybe only a hundred twenty plus). In the UK the smallest I've seen were "normal" three or four way intersections with a small CD-sized disk in the middle and a little (yellow?) arrow around it going clockwise.

Ever since learning how to use those I can't tell you the number of times I've been annoyed to be forced to sit at a slow stoplight, no other traffic is sight, just waiting for it to turn green. (The epitome of that situation was played out in the Iranian film "Secret Ballot" -- IMHO quite worth seeing if you can find a video and don't mind reading subtitles.)

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