why do you guys keep banning me? (Zot! Because we can) (Juwish modz totally rewl!)

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[jj_fate]

why do people keep banning me everytime I put up interesting articles? I work for a website I think some of you are familiar with called phantirath weekly world news and each time we put somthing up on FR no matter how conservative it is it keeps getting banned. Whats the matter with it?! Damn man what are you marxist socialists communists? I just got a call this mroning from a Juwish friend of mine who said that you banned an important article about Zionism and Noam Federman and about how we were to support israel. I thought you guys supported Juws and others like him!? I mean you know that god is going to punish you if you dont support them and others like Noam Federman who are being downtrodden by the leftists and the Arabs! EVEN Pat Buchanan would be outraged by this! The Juws are wonderful people who have been a blessing to this nation and other nations in the world! Why is it you hypocrites complain about bias and then you shut us up just because you dont agree with us!? Who made you god and told us what we had to do anyway! This website has got to be the most fascist naziast place ive ever been! The Juws will win someday and when the Arabs are gone and when the Juws and rightous gentils go up top you will be atr the bottom! I demand an explanation for why you are doing this to me and my boss and the Juws!

[Dead Corpse]

Short for Zonja. Her Mom wanted "Sonya". Bill had other ideas. While Mom was in recovery, he went back out and had them change the S to a Z and the Y to a J. I think its gorgeous.

[Monkey Face]

"I think I might have to write this down...
there's no way I'll be able to remember this
for another whole year, before my first legal drink."

It may all come back to you, unbidden, just at the exact time you need to recall it! :-)

[Dead Corpse]

Had my first full beer when I was 12. Grandpa gave it to me. Heiniken. To this day I still can't stand the stuff. But I drank the whole thing like a real man that day.

[Tax-chick]

They can't argue with your ID! I used to be mistaken for my Dad's "trophy wife" when we went to the Officers' Club after work! ("I thought your wife's name was Pat? Oh, never mind!")

[Darkchylde]

My parents are conservatives & christians, so they
do care about legal. Drinking is looked down upon.
I'll ask, if I can remember the question that long.

[Tax-chick]

We're Conservatives and Christians, too :-). Our Lord drank wine on the High Holy Days from the age of 13.

[Darkchylde]

I have no ID. My mom took me for my state
ID just a few days ago, the only reason being
I was nearly unable to vote for lack of ID.

[Monkey Face]

"Short for Zonja. Her Mom wanted "Sonya". Bill had other ideas. While Mom was in recovery, he went back out and had them change the S to a Z and the Y to a J. I think its gorgeous."

It is much more "poetic" to read as 'Zonja' than 'Sonya'. I think you should give your next daughter the same name, either as a first or a middle...it has that "old world" flavor to it and it is pretty enough to pass on. :-)

[But then, I am often up in the night, as well...]

[Tax-chick]

That's charming ... I'd love to have a "Z" baby. I suggested "Zerelda" once (Jesse James' wife) but it didn't fly. My husband got very careful when I wanted to name our oldest "Lee Atwater." He died the day after she was born!

[Darkchylde]

Yes, well. That was back then, things were different.

[Tax-chick]

You'll have a good ID in a couple of years. Alcohol is bad for you, anyway.

[Monkey Face]

In Europe, it is common for teens to drink beer or wine. One of the reasons is that the water is so bad unless it has been processed. The other reasons, of course, are because it has always been so.

They are taught moderation from an early age, so it is accepted.

[Dead Corpse]

With my first initial and her first initial, we are the Alpha and the Omega. I kinda like that...

[Dead Corpse]

Alcohol is bad for you, anyway.

In excess yes. Other than that, in moderation it is actually quite good for you. If all else fails, I'm almost certain that alcohol has played an important role in the contituation of our species. ;-)

[Monkey Face]

Alcohol, either in beer or in wine, is good for you. When we were in Germany, there was an article in Star & Stripes that said wine was good for the digestive system, among other things. It has been prescribed as a natural tranquilizer for centuries, and it also helps the thought processes to work the way they should.

I think "man" puts too much stock in modern "remedies" with all their side-effects, but don't have enough faith in the things that have allowed mankind to live for millenia. </end of rant>

[Monkey Face]

WOW! I saw that earlier, but I had never put it together that way! COOL!!

[Tax-chick]

I was making a joke :-).

[NicknamedBob]

Darkchylde can help squash the grapes for our wine-making. By the time she's old enough to partake, she will be fully knowledgeable about alcoholic products, and can make informed decisions.

And in the meantime, she can improve the lot in life of many thirsty people.

[Monkey Face]

"I was making a joke :-)."

There is too much evidence on the subject to allow for levity!

*snort!*

It's OK...even jokes have a basis in truth, however remote...:-)

[BJClinton]

Alcohol...is good for you

I agree, I find alcohol makes all women more attractive.