why do you guys keep banning me? (Zot! Because we can) (Juwish modz totally rewl!)

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[jj_fate]

why do people keep banning me everytime I put up interesting articles? I work for a website I think some of you are familiar with called phantirath weekly world news and each time we put somthing up on FR no matter how conservative it is it keeps getting banned. Whats the matter with it?! Damn man what are you marxist socialists communists? I just got a call this mroning from a Juwish friend of mine who said that you banned an important article about Zionism and Noam Federman and about how we were to support israel. I thought you guys supported Juws and others like him!? I mean you know that god is going to punish you if you dont support them and others like Noam Federman who are being downtrodden by the leftists and the Arabs! EVEN Pat Buchanan would be outraged by this! The Juws are wonderful people who have been a blessing to this nation and other nations in the world! Why is it you hypocrites complain about bias and then you shut us up just because you dont agree with us!? Who made you god and told us what we had to do anyway! This website has got to be the most fascist naziast place ive ever been! The Juws will win someday and when the Arabs are gone and when the Juws and rightous gentils go up top you will be atr the bottom! I demand an explanation for why you are doing this to me and my boss and the Juws!

[Darkchylde]

Yeah, that might be a good idea. Man cannot live
on conversation alone.... or something like that.

[NicknamedBob]

Cool! I'm going to write a poem, too.

I'll be back shortly.

[Tax-chick]

Bleah, Asphalt! Post that creepy stuff somewhere else :-).

[Tax-chick]

I've posted my sons' poetry and prose here. It's a free thread ... but you can't be cranky about criticism. In fact, all over Free Republic, if you post any opinion, poem, song, or story, you're inviting people to give you their unvarnished reaction.

[Tax-chick]

Hi ... we're still alive, too. We went out for the day - can't expect too many more days in the 70's this year!

[Dead Corpse]

Man cannot live on conversation alone....

You are right there. Sometimes, we need beer. ;-)

[Tax-chick]

Wine. Food. Hot showers. B-vitamins. Doughnuts. Coffee.

[Dead Corpse]

It was raining today, so I've been cleaning up inside. Was gonna go get my haircut, but it looks like I'll to try and do that tomorrow now as well.

Starting to think I should just write the whole day off and sit around doing nothing for the remainder... ;-)

[Darkchylde]

Beer?! Eick. I can't stand the scent of beer, makes
me sick. Isn't there anything better than beer to drink?

[Tax-chick]

Sitting around doing nothing has potential! I checked out the DVD of "Big Jake" from the library this morning, and we have more wine ...

Monday I'm starting a floor-to-ceiling housecleaning for Thanksgiving. Argh! My family are slobs!

[Tax-chick]

When are you moving?

[Dead Corpse]

I've got several different types of wine. Captain Morgan's Spiced Rum. Coconut Rum and mixer for Pina Colada's. Jim Beam. Oh yeah... Ouzo. Geek liquor that tastes like black liquorice.

I could crack a bottle of Cabernet Savignon and mix it with Sprite for a spritzer type thing for you...

[Monkey Face]

"First I take a left.
Then I take a right.
I run, run, run throughout the night.
As dawn comes I'm almost done,
boy, this has been a lot of fun.
Last row finished, now I can stop.
I've made my first circle, crop."

Good one! Works for ME! :-)

[Dead Corpse]

Watched Hero last night. Why is it that Warrior societies always spawn myths where the good guy dies in the end? You'd think to encourage more people to be warriors, you'd want to portray them living as "happily ever after" instead of "slaughtered while attaining victory".

House is already clean. The only one making any real mess around here is the cat. The house is on the market. It's all up to the buyers now. If it doesn't sell by the New Year, we'll probably have to de-list and stay down here at least another year or so.

That'd mean putting Ana in some kind of daycare if Zon wants to keep working. Which, she doesn't sound like she wants to. Money could get a bit tight, but I think we could manage.

[NicknamedBob]

Insanity is Hereditary

Children smile because they know,
We are helpless victims so!
They have no weapons, still they may,
Make us fools on any day.

With their simpering little smirk,
They compel us to do their work.
“Do it again, Dad!” She will smile,
As you bleed in quiet style.

Wincing grimly where you’re sore,
You see the kid still wants some more.
Somehow you were not aware,
This was the deal when way back there,

You cuddled close in pleasant nuzzle,
And ended in a troubling puzzle,
Here’s your reward for loving life,
A hostile glance from frazzled wife,

An ankle-biter on the floor,
And bill collectors at the door.
Before you lose all your aplomb,
Grab everyone, and visit Mom.

And let her cook on one more day,
But you’d be mostly in the way,
So you retreat to be with dad,
Who looks at you with face so sad.

“How can it be, for all I said,
Not one small word is in your head?
I tried to warn you about this,
But no, you had to have her kiss.”

“Now this result, see where you are?
What happened to your souped-up car?
Heredity’s true. Look what you did!
You get insanity from your kid!”

NicknamedBob . . . November 20, 2004

[Monkey Face]

"When "traffic circles" came to this part of the country, the locals stopped and stared at them, not knowing how to proceed!"

I saw my first one in Germany, in 1971...we drove around it two or three times before we exited, just for the fun of it! It was exhilarating, because we stayed in the middle lane, and EVERYONE was merging! I liked it!

[Monkey Face]

"Monday I'm starting a floor-to-ceiling housecleaning for Thanksgiving. Argh! My family are slobs!"

That's one good thing about living alone, away from "family" -- no heavy cleaning unless I feel like it...

[Darkchylde]

As long as you don't give me something too bitter or burning, I'll be fine.

[Darkchylde]

Well, okay. If it's good enough for you, it's good enough for me.

[Monkey Face]

"That'd mean putting Ana in some kind of daycare if Zon wants to keep working. Which, she doesn't sound like she wants to. Money could get a bit tight, but I think we could manage."

I'll do what I do best in order to help your house sell...[and it is noncommercial, non-packageable, and nonrefundable, as well as being untouchable. Or something...]