why do you guys keep banning me? (Zot! Because we can) (Juwish modz totally rewl!)

To: Harmless Teddy Bear; JusPasenThru

"mmmm.. poodle casserole"

I was thinking of maybe something a little less "nervous" and meatier, like simmered Rotty

"Oh yeah? I'm telling you, free association isn't free, you know!"

There's no such thing as a "Free Lunch"...

41,561 posted on 11/13/2004 3:43:18 PM PST by Monkey Face (Never launch a vast project with a half vast plan.)

Exactly!!! I don't know how to post stuff like this.

This always makes me laugh... and then I feel guilty for laughing. Ooooiiieeeee!

41,562 posted on 11/13/2004 3:45:23 PM PST by diamond6 (Everyone who is for abortion has already been born. Ronald Reagan)

www.petsorfood.com
Here you go.

41,563 posted on 11/13/2004 3:48:40 PM PST by Harmless Teddy Bear (Watch out! I have bunny slippers and I am not afraid to use them!)

To: Monkey Face; Harmless Teddy Bear; JusPasenThru

Okay, that does it!

I was idly musing about whether we should do anything extra special here at the UT for Thanksgiving, and this talk of fricasseed pets has got me thinking ... big!

Naturally we wouldn't want to mess with the plesiosaur, as I'm not really into sushi in a big way, and Rexxy isn't even ours, so how about a brontosaur?

Yeah, I know the real name is now the Apatosaur, but we grew up calling them brontosaurs. Specifically, I'd like to collect a variant of the Apatosaur that just has no survival instinct, the Apathysaur.

You can easily see why this variety died out early, but they make good eating, and one will serve for quite a large crowd...

What'd'ya think? Big feast at the UT?

41,564 posted on 11/13/2004 3:53:19 PM PST by NicknamedBob (My first book is out! -- You may need gloves... AuthorHouse.Com/BookStore, look for Hawthorne.)

To: NicknamedBob

You think big. We are going to need a whole lot of stuffing for that thing.

Shall we deep fry it?

41,565 posted on 11/13/2004 3:57:48 PM PST by Harmless Teddy Bear (Watch out! I have bunny slippers and I am not afraid to use them!)

To: NicknamedBob

Whatever works!

I vote not to be on the "cleaning committee" for said animal...

I DO, however, have a recipe for Teriyaki that will render the meat so tender it will fall apart in your mouth, so have at it...:)

41,566 posted on 11/13/2004 4:13:31 PM PST by Monkey Face (Never launch a vast project with a half vast plan.)

To: Harmless Teddy Bear

I don't think we could find a deep fryer big enough...

But it would taste good, I'm sure...

41,567 posted on 11/13/2004 4:17:04 PM PST by Monkey Face (Never launch a vast project with a half vast plan.)

41,568 posted on 11/13/2004 4:43:57 PM PST by Monkey Face (Never launch a vast project with a half vast plan.)

To: NicknamedBob

I think the market has that dinner for you made for $39.99. You have to bring your own tractor to pick it up though.

41,569 posted on 11/13/2004 4:44:07 PM PST by A CA Guy (God Bless America, God bless and keep safe our fighting men and women.)

To: Harmless Teddy Bear

City of Industry has that all the time. They even offer a kung-pau version of it.

41,570 posted on 11/13/2004 4:46:51 PM PST by A CA Guy (God Bless America, God bless and keep safe our fighting men and women.)

To: Monkey Face; Harmless Teddy Bear; JusPasenThru

Deep frying not necessary ... just get out the recipe for roast camel, and scale it upwards.

I'm sure we'll want some vegetables, however. How close is the nearest freight train station?

41,571 posted on 11/13/2004 4:48:50 PM PST by NicknamedBob (My first book is out! -- You may need gloves... AuthorHouse.Com/BookStore, look for Hawthorne.)

Cookbook is a great idea! I can contribute Alarming Election Chili (with TWO secret ingredients), wonked from an original recipe by Keith_in_Iowa.

41,572 posted on 11/13/2004 4:51:54 PM PST by Tax-chick (First we had all the money, then we got all the votes, now we have all the fun!)

41,573 posted on 11/13/2004 4:52:33 PM PST by Darksheare (Personality shattered and horribly twisted, the humor flows out through the cracks.)

To: NicknamedBob

I have the L.L. Bean Fish and Game Cookbook ... if we start with the recipe for Musk Ox ...

41,574 posted on 11/13/2004 4:53:04 PM PST by Tax-chick (First we had all the money, then we got all the votes, now we have all the fun!)

To: NicknamedBob

About half a mile from me...there's a big park just the other side of the overpass with BBQ pits, and lots of tables so it would work VERY well, I think.

All are within walking distance of the VFW club.

41,575 posted on 11/13/2004 4:53:49 PM PST by Monkey Face (Never launch a vast project with a half vast plan.)

City of Industry has that all the time. They even offer a kung-pau version of it.

My aunt is a Realtor in Orange County, CA. She once took a listing on a townhouse, only to find that the people next door were breeding cats and dogs for the restaurant market, in their house!

41,576 posted on 11/13/2004 4:54:50 PM PST by Tax-chick (First we had all the money, then we got all the votes, now we have all the fun!)

To: Tax-chick; NicknamedBob

We'll take what we can get! As long as they are recipes!

The trains pass right by the park, so getting the side (or two) of Apatosaur shouldn't pose any problem.

41,577 posted on 11/13/2004 4:57:03 PM PST by Monkey Face (Never launch a vast project with a half vast plan.)

Fedora wrote:

Unless you count coming up with cool rpg ideas, figuring out ways to teach autistic children, renovation ideas for mansions. . . :-)

You're such a mensch.

thanks.

:-)

Just signed the agreement for everything

And my REAL agent is in Italy right now.

My head is spinning and I think I want to be sick.

41,578 posted on 11/13/2004 4:57:34 PM PST by tiamat ("Just a Bronze-Age Gal, Trapped in a Techno-World!")

Potato salad is good with reptile dishes. And cheap Australian red wine.

41,579 posted on 11/13/2004 4:59:14 PM PST by Tax-chick (First we had all the money, then we got all the votes, now we have all the fun!)

To: NicknamedBob

Roast Camel? Boy it has been a long time since someone asked me for that! Here you go.

Stuffed Camel

1 whole camel, medium size
1 whole lamb, large size
20 whole chickens, medium size
60 eggs
12 kilos rice
2 kilos pine nuts
2 kilos almonds
1 kilo pistachio nuts
110 gallons water
5 pounds black pepper
Salt to taste

Skin, trim and clean camel (once you get over the hump), lamb and chicken. Boil until tender. Cook rice until fluffy. Fry nuts until brown and mix with rice. Hard boil eggs and peel. Stuff cooked chickens with hard boiled eggs and rice. Stuff the cooked lamb with stuffed chickens. Add more rice. Stuff the camel with the stuffed lamb and add rest of rice. Broil over large charcoal pit until brown. Spread any remaining rice on large tray and place camel on top of rice. Decorate with boiled eggs and nuts. Serves friendly crowd of 80-100.

41,580 posted on 11/13/2004 4:59:57 PM PST by Harmless Teddy Bear (Watch out! I have bunny slippers and I am not afraid to use them!)

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