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  • Vanity - The Screw-Up award, what we as the American people should award Obama.

    10/09/2009 9:26:05 AM PDT · by GraceG · 1 replies · 233+ views
    Vanity | 10-09-2009 | Grace G
    When I was in school we used to have a shop teacher who had a wicked sense of humor. At the end of the year when the school was handing out scholastic award he had an award of his own to hand out. He called it the "Screw-up" award and it was given to the student with the lowest grade in each class. It was a piece of wood made to look like a trophy base with the front of it wood burned to say "Screw-up Award" and the trophy part consisted of a wood screw that was glued using...
  • BREAKING: Obama Wins Dancing with the Stars Trophy - Rest of Season Cancelled

    10/09/2009 9:04:32 AM PDT · by illiac · 47 replies · 2,630+ views
    Self ^ | 10/9/09 | Self
    President 0bama was today awarded the Dancing with the Stars Trophy for the best Sidestep routine ever seen by the judges. Commenting after the award, the judges commented on how he so deftly sidestepped every issue known to man, and his sidestep routine showcases his inherent talent never before seen on the dance floor.