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  • (Chappaquiddick Ted) Kennedy tries to rescue fishermen (NOT satire)

    10/16/2005 9:23:13 PM PDT · by Diddle E. Squat · 79 replies · 2,023+ views
    HYANNIS, Mass. Senator Edward Kennedy attempted to rescue six men who had become trapped by high tide on a jetty off Hyannisport yesterday. The Cape Cod Times reports that Kennedy eventually left the rescue to Hyannis firefighters. The senator was walking his two dogs on the shore at 11:15 a-m when he spotted the men cut off from shore by the rising waters. They had been fishing on a jetty that begins at the tip of the Kennedy compound. Tides rose over the patchy rocks, make it difficult to walk back to shore. Kennedy and a friend tried to rescue...
  • Men's Hammer Throw : Unchallenged Annus takes gold

    08/23/2004 12:07:25 PM PDT · by Diddle E. Squat · 41 replies · 1,303+ views
    official athens olympics website ^ | 8/22/04 | official athens olympics website
    ATHENS, August 22 - Adrian ANNUS (HUN) won the final of the men's hammer throw with 83.19m ahead of Koji MUROFUSHI (JPN), who recorded 82.91m. The pair were the only ones to break the 80m barrier. The 2003 IAAF World Champion Ivan TIKHON (BLR) took the bronze on his fifth attempt with 79.81m. The event had no other leader than ANNUS from the beginning to the end. The Hungarian opened his series with a throw of 80.53m before improving his result twice. He recorded his best throw in the third round. ANNUS was never really challenged but MUROFUSHI had a...