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  • Robin Williams Peace Plan (Hard to argue with this logic!) or ?

    08/01/2003 9:35:06 AM PDT · by VU4G10 · 43 replies · 679+ views
    august | Robin Williams
    I see a lot of people yelling for peace but I have not heard of a plan for peace. So, here's one plan: 1) The US will apologize to the world for our "interference" in their affairs, past & present. We will promise never to "interfere" again. 2) We will withdraw our troops from all over the world, starting with Germany, South Korea and the Philippines. They don't want us there. We would station troops at our borders. No more sneaking through holes in the fence. 3) All illegal aliens have 90 days to get their affairs together and leave....
  • Two Cows (Humor)

    03/03/2003 11:43:55 AM PST · by rs79bm · 7 replies · 573+ views
    > DEMOCRAT: You have two cows. Your neighbor has none. You feel guilty for being > successful. You vote people into office that put a tax on your cows, forcing > you to sell one to raise money to pay the tax. The people you voted for then > take the tax money, buy a cow, and give it to your neighbor. You feel > righteous. Barbara Streisand sings for you. > SOCIALIST: You have two cows. The government takes one and gives it to your > neighbor. You form a cooperative to tell him how to manage his cow....