That's just the way Craig works. For the record, Craig Alexander Newmark is a native of Morristown, N.J., a 51-year-old portly man with a fondness for babies, dogs, Thai food and the newest gadgets -- like the Treo 650, a cell phone-wireless-Internet-digital-camera gizmo that's due out next month. He's "20 or 30 pounds" overweight and walks around with a pedometer. He is "committed to someone" and says, in jest, that his ideal woman is a cross between the fictional press secretary C.J. Cregg (Allison Janney's character on "The West Wing") and the nonfictional veteran Washington reporter Helen Thomas.