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Helen Thomas: The Ideal Woman on Craigslist
Washington Post ^
| 10/24/2004
| Jose Antonio Vargas
Posted on 10/25/2004 5:27:52 AM PDT by 10Ring
That's just the way Craig works. For the record, Craig Alexander Newmark is a native of Morristown, N.J., a 51-year-old portly man with a fondness for babies, dogs, Thai food and the newest gadgets -- like the Treo 650, a cell phone-wireless-Internet-digital-camera gizmo that's due out next month. He's "20 or 30 pounds" overweight and walks around with a pedometer. He is "committed to someone" and says, in jest, that his ideal woman is a cross between the fictional press secretary C.J. Cregg (Allison Janney's character on "The West Wing") and the nonfictional veteran Washington reporter Helen Thomas.
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TOPICS: Political Humor/Cartoons
KEYWORDS: helenthomas; wickedwitchofdc
Okay, fellas, looks like Helen's got a suitor. Don't cry too much. Please no images. I'm still digging the chunks out of my keyboard.
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posted on
10/25/2004 5:27:53 AM PDT
by
10Ring
To: 10Ring
Wow. Maureen Dowd just can't catch a break. Doesn't anyone want her?
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posted on
10/25/2004 5:30:47 AM PDT
by
wideawake
(God bless our brave soldiers and their Commander in Chief)
To: 10Ring
Helen Thomas is 180 degress from the ideal woman in every single characteristic.
To: 10Ring
If he is a homosexual, then his idea of a perfect woman would be his limited use of them as Fag Hags.
This makes perfect sense.
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posted on
10/25/2004 5:33:06 AM PDT
by
mabelkitty
(W is the Peoples' President ; Kerry is the Elite Establishment's President)
To: 10Ring
He must have his babe-o-meter set to "crone"...
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posted on
10/25/2004 5:35:16 AM PDT
by
lsee
To: 10Ring
a 51-year-old portly man with a fondness for babies, dogs, Thai food and the newest gadgets I like babies, cats, burgers and guns, but at least I'm not fat.
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posted on
10/25/2004 5:35:37 AM PDT
by
palmer
(Solutions, not just slogans -JFKerry)
To: 10Ring
Please no images.Anybody posts a picture of that ugly abomination and I'm hitting the abuse button.
I swear, I will.
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posted on
10/25/2004 5:37:40 AM PDT
by
OldSmaj
(Islam is a false religion. It's adherents and followers are doomed to hell.)
To: 10Ring
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posted on
10/25/2004 5:38:01 AM PDT
by
international american
(Support our troops!! Send Kerry back to Bedlam,Massachusetts!!)
To: OldSmaj
One of these posts had her as the master clone for the "72 virgins" the jihadists get in Allahville.
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posted on
10/25/2004 5:46:59 AM PDT
by
Turk82_1
(They also serve who merely stand and wait.)
To: 10Ring
I think craigslist is excellent for networking but the political discussion forums are atrocious.
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posted on
10/25/2004 5:48:27 AM PDT
by
cyborg
(http://mentalmumblings.blogspot.com/)
To: 10Ring
I believe we're safe.
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posted on
10/25/2004 5:50:59 AM PDT
by
IncPen
(Rosie O'Donut - Celebrity Soap Dodger)
To: 10Ring
I guess he's not only fat, but also blind.
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posted on
10/25/2004 6:32:23 AM PDT
by
expatpat
To: international american
"Helen is still alive??"
no, not for some time now. possibly since 1980.
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posted on
10/25/2004 6:53:19 AM PDT
by
Mr. K
To: expatpat
I sure hope he doesn't drive.
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posted on
10/25/2004 6:54:46 AM PDT
by
Hillarys Gate Cult
("I hate going to places like Austin and Dubuque to raise large sums of money. But I have to," Kerry)
To: Mr. K
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posted on
10/25/2004 6:56:06 AM PDT
by
international american
(Support our troops!! Send Kerry back to Bedlam,Massachusetts!!)
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