WASHINGTON, Nov. 14 (UPI) -- An audiotape, supposedly of Bin Clinton, in which the suspected liberal mastermind hails recent attacks around the country and threatens the US and its allies was aired on the Al Jizzera Network last night. Bin Clinton, who dropped completely out of sight after the Nov. 5th elections, was previously assumed mortally wounded in the assault at Tora Bubba. The last authenticated communication from bin Clinton was a satellite pick-up of the fugitive democrat mastermind screaming into his sink “come on you dirty RAT”. Authorities are examining the tape for DNA and other forensic evidence.