Free Republic 1st Qtr 2026 Fundraising Target: $81,000 Receipts & Pledges to-date: $5,802
7%  
Woo hoo!! And now less than $8k to reach 13,500 by Jan 15th!! Thank you all very much!! God bless.

Keyword: wherearetheyhiding

Brevity: Headers | « Text »
  • TODAYS SATIRICAL NEWS HEADLINES -- APRIL 19, 2002

    04/19/2002 1:41:13 PM PDT · by Apolitical · 580+ views
    Iconoclast.ca (Top Headlines section) ^ | April 19, 2002 | The Iconoclast
    O.J. SIMPSON SAYS HE CAN'T PAY LAWYERS' $204,000 OWED THEM FROM CUSTODY BATTLE FOR HIS CHILDREN. INSISTS HE'S BROKE, AFTER SPENDING ALL HIS MONEY ON HUNT FOR 'REAL KILLERS' OF NICOLE SIMPSON AND RON BROWN. Celebrity murder suspect, O.J. Simpson, photographed at the height of his fame "I'll get those killers yet," insisted a determined O.J. at a hastily-organized press conference held in the decrepit offices of his P.R. firm which hasn't been paid for years. "It's eaten up all my savings, but I won't give up the search until the real murderers of Nicole are brought to justice!" Mr....
  • O.J. No Longer ’100 Percent Sure’ He is Innocent

    10/18/2002 5:40:38 AM PDT · by RedBloodedAmerican · 71 replies · 371+ views
    MSNBC ^ | 10.16.02 | Andy Borowitz
    Calls Johnnie Cochran’s recent statements ‘thought provoking’ Days after former O. J. Simpson defense attorney Johnnie Cochran said on MSNBC that he is “about 90 percent” certain that his client was innocent, Mr. Simpson today said that his attorney had planted “fresh seeds of doubt” in his own mind. “FOR YEARS, I’VE BEEN pretty sure that I did not murder my wife,” Simpson said today at a golf course in Boca Raton, Fla., where he was taking a rare break from searching for the real killers of his wife. “But if Johnnie’s not 100 percent sure, I’m like, hey, maybe...