Before I begin, I have a simple request for the majority of voters in Arkansas, Georgia, Kentucky, Michigan, Mississippi, Montana, North Dakota, Ohio, Oklahoma, Oregon, and Utah: Bend over. It's obviously not today, and it won't be tomorrow, but at some point you'll be taking it in a way that Richard Simmons can only dream of when he's flipping through the latest Men's Fitnes. No more making nice for you people. Deliverance will seem like Mary Poppins to y'all when this is over. For anyone who was sleeping last Tuesday, the 11 above-mentioned states voted "yes" on initiatives calling for...