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One Nation, Under Me (Hysterical Screaming Queen Hissy Fit, RE: 11/02 Election...!)
Seattle Weekly ^ | 11/10/04 | Steve Weicking

Posted on 11/15/2004 5:10:03 AM PST by KentTrappedInLiberalSeattle

Before I begin, I have a simple request for the majority of voters in Arkansas, Georgia, Kentucky, Michigan, Mississippi, Montana, North Dakota, Ohio, Oklahoma, Oregon, and Utah: Bend over. It's obviously not today, and it won't be tomorrow, but at some point you'll be taking it in a way that Richard Simmons can only dream of when he's flipping through the latest Men's Fitnes. No more making nice for you people. Deliverance will seem like Mary Poppins to y'all when this is over.

For anyone who was sleeping last Tuesday, the 11 above-mentioned states voted "yes" on initiatives calling for constitutions to be amended to define marriage as the sole property of heterosexuals. In Arkansas, Georgia, Kentucky, and Oklahoma, the "yes" votes nearly tripled the naysayers. If there is any homo left in this country who still thinks Philadelphia and politesse are the way to change people's minds, I'd like to ask him to excuse himself not only from this discussion but from the gay persuasion—there are plenty of nervous, effeminate husbands out there ready to help you change your ways and find a good woman, so you'd better get out while the getting's good. The kid gloves are off from here on out, Nancy.

The elections left me saddened, angry, and more convinced than ever that the supposed success of pop assimilation like Queer Eye for the Straight Guy means exactly nothing for the nation at large. The goofy gay pals and neighbors on sitcoms and in mainstream films don't do squat in Utah. Colin Farrell was willing to briefly buss a queer best friend in A Home at the End of the World, but folks in Mississippi are more inclined to nod in repulsed sympathy when he tells GQ that the experience was disgusting (thanks again, Colin). It's going to take Stonewall-sized rocks and not La Cage Aux Folles feathers to make change. If we're going to get anywhere in the march toward equality, we'll have to have more will and less grace.

But equality is going to be ours—shout it, demand it, believe it. Know that ignorance can be altered through understanding, but accept nothing less than understanding and have no patience for anyone blaming Kerry's loss on our existence. Don't be silent in your intolerance. Be "out" in a manner that makes Harvey Fierstein look "in." The fact that Dubya has to veil his bigotry at all—with specious promises about the value of every citizen—means we've come further than anyone would have imagined even two decades ago. We're not far enough, though, and moving further requires not relaxing into pliant conformity.

Photographer Olivia Bucks of The Oregonian captured a shot of one Nathan Breithaupt of Portland, Ore., last week cheering at headquarters for that state's anti-gay-marriage initiative as results began to show that things were going his way. Whoop it up while you can, Nathan. Go have a beer on me, kid. Several years from now, when you're soiling your Dockers and complaining to the attendant at the nursing home that nobody makes shows like JAG anymore, gays and lesbians will have successfully expanded the notion of what it means to live and love in this country. That photo of your celebration will still be defining you as someone forever stuck in the past.


TOPICS: Culture/Society; Editorial; Miscellaneous; News/Current Events; Politics/Elections; US: Washington
KEYWORDS: buttpirate; election2004; gayagenda; morfordshusband; picklesmoocher; rumpranger; whenfairiesattack
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1 posted on 11/15/2004 5:10:03 AM PST by KentTrappedInLiberalSeattle
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To: All
"Allah...is that you?

...Yasser"

2 posted on 11/15/2004 5:14:15 AM PST by weenie ("A lie gets halfway around the world before the truth has a chance to get its pants." -- Churchill)
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To: KentTrappedInLiberalSeattle

Those measure p[assed] by more than 60% and in a few cases 75%. They are the ones who'd better keep a cork in it.......


3 posted on 11/15/2004 5:15:00 AM PST by Red Badger (Give someone enough EU-ROPE and they will hang themselves......out of pure frustration......)
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To: KentTrappedInLiberalSeattle

These people are becoming tedious.


4 posted on 11/15/2004 5:15:32 AM PST by johniegrad ('If only we smelled each other's a**, there wouldn't be any war.')
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To: KentTrappedInLiberalSeattle
The kid gloves are off from here on out,...

Bring it on girlie-man.

5 posted on 11/15/2004 5:15:55 AM PST by BigSkyFreeper (Congratulations President-Re-Elect George W. Bush!)
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To: KentTrappedInLiberalSeattle

"Steve Weicking's" is the Butt Pirate's Butt Pirate.


6 posted on 11/15/2004 5:15:57 AM PST by roaddog727 (The marginal propensity to save is 1 minus the marginal propensity to consume.)
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To: KentTrappedInLiberalSeattle

"No more making nice for you people. Deliverance will seem like Mary Poppins to y'all when this is over."

I had not noticed that they were making nice before. I guess we're in for a real treat.


7 posted on 11/15/2004 5:17:01 AM PST by Brilliant
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To: KentTrappedInLiberalSeattle

I'm not sure what this mincing, prancing nancyboy is suggesting, but if it's a faggot vs. decent people war, bring it on.


8 posted on 11/15/2004 5:17:29 AM PST by wideawake (God bless our brave soldiers and their Commander in Chief)
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To: KentTrappedInLiberalSeattle

Steve, get over yourself.

9 posted on 11/15/2004 5:17:43 AM PST by andyandval (Quattro anos mas!!!!!!!!!)
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To: KentTrappedInLiberalSeattle

These idiots don't want tolerance, they demand forced approval. Tolerance they've had. Approval, they'll never get, regardless of the public-school indoctrination and boisterous flaunting.


10 posted on 11/15/2004 5:17:49 AM PST by shezza (We will not tire, we will not falter, we will not fail.)
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To: KentTrappedInLiberalSeattle
I have a simple request for the majority of voters in Arkansas, Georgia, Kentucky, Michigan, Mississippi, Montana, North Dakota, Ohio, Oklahoma, Oregon, and Utah: Bend over. It's obviously not today, and it won't be tomorrow, but at some point you'll be taking it in a way that Richard Simmons can only dream of when he's flipping through the latest Men's Fitnes. No more making nice for you people. Deliverance will seem like Mary Poppins to y'all when this is over.

Bring it on!

While reading this I had the sound of Charlie Brown's teacher going in my head.

Waaa, waaa waaa, waaa waaa waaa waaa.

11 posted on 11/15/2004 5:21:25 AM PST by michigander (The Constitution only guarantees the right to pursue happiness. You have to catch it yourself.)
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To: KentTrappedInLiberalSeattle

Marriage by definition is impossible for two men or two women.

The more the gay movement focuses on this - the more they say that "gay marriage" is necessary for gays to be TRULY "treated equally to straights" - the more, it seems, they underscore that homosexuality is NOT the norm.

I say live and let live. But giving state recognition through the perversion (no pun intended) of a central societal institution is not mere "tolerance." It's a special rule for a small, vocal group.

For what it's worth, I think the "gay marriage" movement is actually hurting the gay community's entire "cause" and causing more resentment.


12 posted on 11/15/2004 5:24:54 AM PST by cvq3842
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To: KentTrappedInLiberalSeattle

This fellow brings a whole new meaning to the term "bitchy".


13 posted on 11/15/2004 5:25:03 AM PST by SE Mom (God Bless our troops.)
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To: KentTrappedInLiberalSeattle
and nine more coming!
14 posted on 11/15/2004 5:25:27 AM PST by harpu
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To: wideawake
You can hardly find a show on television anymore that does not espouse the Gay agenda. Sometime it is out front and strong other times it is subtle but there very few shows on air that does not mention it as though it is normal and acceptable.
We need to regroup and take America back from the liberals. They may not have the White-House but they have the media and education system under their thumbs and they are brainwashing hell out of this younger generation.
15 posted on 11/15/2004 5:25:31 AM PST by gunnedah
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To: KentTrappedInLiberalSeattle

The more these guys speak and get out in public, the closer we get to a US Constitutional amendment.


16 posted on 11/15/2004 5:25:53 AM PST by Always Right
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To: KentTrappedInLiberalSeattle
Deliverance will seem like Mary Poppins to y'all when this is over.

I do believe he's threatening people with forced sodomy, and that alone counts as assault. Hmmm. Let's see. How many millions has he just threatened? That could put him away for quite some time.

17 posted on 11/15/2004 5:28:13 AM PST by SlowBoat407 (Go sell jihad somewhere else. We're all full here.)
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To: KentTrappedInLiberalSeattle

No telling where that glove's been.


18 posted on 11/15/2004 5:28:57 AM PST by Leisler (The election is over. Reach across the divide...and slap a lefty.)
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To: KentTrappedInLiberalSeattle
No more making nice for you people. Deliverance will seem like Mary Poppins to y'all when this is over.

Sounds like he's declared a fatwa, a rump ranger jihad.

19 posted on 11/15/2004 5:29:47 AM PST by Rightwing Conspiratr1 (Lock-n-load!)
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To: KentTrappedInLiberalSeattle
the supposed success of pop assimilation like Queer Eye for the Straight Guy means exactly nothing for the nation at large...

We're not laughing with you... We're laughing AT you!

20 posted on 11/15/2004 5:30:00 AM PST by SlowBoat407 (Go sell jihad somewhere else. We're all full here.)
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