Huh? What? Oh, excuse me. What were we discussing? Crickets? Top Ramen? It's all a blur. Gimme the drugs. Now. See how easy that was? I have now been marked as a man afflicted by the newest -- and for my money the very best -- disorder ever. Well, at least ever since the pharmaceutical profession realized that you can peddle a whole slew of drugs if you just come up with a popular enough -- if questionable -- syndrome and advertise it on television. I speak, of course, of the scourge of Adult Attention Deficit Disorder, which the drug...
