“We have beautiful weather for this week…partly cloudy, mild, with those temperatures dropping down into the mid-70s,” reporter Aaron Justus begins, before nonchalantly adding: “We’ve got some big changes here for the upcoming work week. Starting tomorrow, we’re going to have a volcanic eruption right near Charlottesville, and it’s going to make things rather toasty across the area.” “We’re going to have tidal waves moving in ahead of this: a global super storm developing off towards the Atlantic ocean…But the key to the forecast, right before this thing makes landfall, it’s going to be deflected by Godzilla.”