All I know about Iowa is based on two things: A l940s movie, "State Fair" with Jeanne Crain and Dana Andrews; and the 16 days it seems to take to cross Iowa by auto on the way to Los Angeles. I do know they're famous for corn and hogs. "I'll tell you how I feel," the hubby replies, all but spitting out his dentures, "Howard Dean can take his tax-hiking, government-expanding, latte-drinking, sushi-eating, Volvo-driving, New York Times-reading. ..." Here the wife continues "... body-piercing, Hollywood-loving, left-wing freak show back to Vermont where it belongs." Wow! Where do I fit in...