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  • The Planets Have Made Up Their Mind: Kerry Wins (Reuters desperation becoming comical)

    10/29/2004 8:34:54 AM PDT · by presidio9 · 76 replies · 1,668+ views
    Reuters ^ | Fri, Oct 29, 2004
    Surveys in the United States may be showing the race for president as too close to call but top Indian astrologers say the planets have clearly made up their mind: John Kerry will win. Planets governing President Bush are eclipsed and in an uncomfortable position, making his tenure controversial and his re-election bid unsuccessful, the soothsayers said on Friday, four days before the vote. On the other hand, the planets of Democratic challenger Senator John Kerry were in the ascendant, ensuring him success in competitions. "Saturn, which is the lord of health and fortune for President Bush, has been eclipsed...