Transgender Mouse Obliterates Female Mouse In Laboratory MMA Event Science · Mar 7, 2025 · BabylonBee.com LAS VEGAS, NV — Staff members at a local scientific research facility were shocked into silence yesterday, as a transgender mouse tragically ended the career of a mouse that was assigned female at birth during a much-anticipated laboratory mixed martial arts event. The Wheel of Pain MMA 7 main event featuring Cheeto vs. Nibbles ended in a bloodbath when Cheeto, who recently transitioned to female, knocked out the female challenger in the first round. Fan outcry was immediate, with calls for the match to...