Posted on 03/09/2025 2:13:25 PM PDT by dynachrome
Transgender Mouse Obliterates Female Mouse In Laboratory MMA Event Science · Mar 7, 2025 · BabylonBee.com
LAS VEGAS, NV — Staff members at a local scientific research facility were shocked into silence yesterday, as a transgender mouse tragically ended the career of a mouse that was assigned female at birth during a much-anticipated laboratory mixed martial arts event.
The Wheel of Pain MMA 7 main event featuring Cheeto vs. Nibbles ended in a bloodbath when Cheeto, who recently transitioned to female, knocked out the female challenger in the first round.
Fan outcry was immediate, with calls for the match to be stricken from the record books. "That's a boy mouse!" said one scientist who had his grant money immediately revoked. "You can call it whatever you want but it's still not the same as a girl mouse!"
Others applauded Cheeto for being the strongest female mouse in history. "She's going to break all the records!" said mouse MMA commentator Ralph Michaels. "Nibbles is dead. Maybe even literally. Can someone check on her?"
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mulvaney mouse...
Well, this is about the best we can hope for in scientific research now.
“He” will be on the spew tomorrow.
As the mouse pounded on its victim it yelled “I am not transgender, I am transgenic.”
Lol.
Omg that’s funny. 😁
As a woman I found Mulvaney gross and insulting. He demeaned women by presenting a silly caricature of a female. I wouldn’t be surprised if he despises women like some homosexual men do.
And odds are that the mouse is a registered Democrat somewhere. No, make that in at least two places.
I know it’s The Bee. Still sounds like something DOGE would uncover.
OK, next up: Female - Male Cage Matches after mating starring Tarantulas, Praying Mantis, Black Widow Spider, and Scorpions. Place yer bets on the outcome!
Nice play!!
Nibbles was sent to the Wuhan wet market for final disposal. She was both delicious and infectious.
"Fallon Fox, a transgender MMA fighter fractured her opponent's orbital bone during a fight. In a match against Tamikka Brents, Fox caused a concussion, an orbital bone fracture, which required seven staples for Brents' head injuries.
This was in the first round.
That's a man, baby!
Dang, Trump....that was money well spent!
We should fund more of that!
/s
Or the Turkish tranny in the olympic boxing.
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