It must be a joke. The punchline is surely coming. Ha, ha! Hoarding tomato seeds! Bars on his basement windows! Hilarious! This guy really nails nuttiness. He’ll shame a few zealots, boy. But…wait a minute…I’m awfully close to the the end. When is this guy going to toss in the zinger, the gotcha!, the line which says it’s all a spoof? It never came! He was serious! Thus was my shock when I finished Mike Tidwell’s “A climate-change activist prepares for the worst” in the Washington Post. What best explains his buying “a new set of deadbolt locks on all...