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Smarting from barbed criticisms of the treatment of Jihadis in Gitmo Prison from Senator Dick Durbin (D-Ill.), Senators John McCain (R-Ariz.) and Lindsay Graham (R-S.C.) have introduced legislation aimed at addressing these abuses. “Until Dick spoke up, I didn’t realize that the Gitmo inmates couldn’t get Al-Jazeera on their cable TV,” said McCain. “I heard that the prayer rugs we’ve provided are made of synthetic fiber,” said Graham. “This is highly offensive to devout Muslims.” The McCain/Graham bill would rectify the above cited abuses and as a show of good faith, reward prisoners who refrain from throwing their feces at...