technochick99 asks Old Cracker the question that's on everyone's mind: "What's next on your list of stupid threads to post? What you had for breakfast?" Old Cracker responds: "Today, our maid fixed me two eggs scrambled, three rashers of bacon, and wheat toast with butter and orange marmalade. Fresh squeezed orange juice and coffee with cream, no sugar. I read the Wall Street Journal while enjoying breakfast on the balcony. My wife woke late and joined me during my second cup of coffee. All in all, a very relaxing morning. After a scheduled conference call with our attorneys, we moved...