<p>Stonehenge. Buncha rocks. Assortment of really huge really old really gray really heavy stones over there in really old gray heavy England. You know the ones. Turns out it's really a giant vagina. Who knew?</p>
<p>No, really. Look at it from above. Notice, like those Canadian researchers did, the outline, the general shape, that come-hither winkingly divine invitation that enchants all of life and confounds the GOP and makes grown men weep. Then ask your nearest female paramour to please remove her pants. You need to compare. See? Ahh. Mystery solved.</p>