I SEEM to recall that I may have written somewhere recently that I would never have another bad word said about Bongo. You see, recently I had a bit of a road-to-Damascus experience where I witnessed first hand his extraordinary and rather inspiring generosity. I'm not one for breaking my promises, so I hope that Bongo will regard the following as a bit of friendly advice. As a demonstration of my good faith, I will even call him Bono for the rest of the piece. I think the basic problem is that poor Bono gets carried away. He has so...