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  • (Vanity) Political Limerick 10-05-2006

    10/05/2006 6:53:18 AM PDT · by grey_whiskers · 532+ views
    grey_whiskers ^ | 10-04-2006 | grey_whiskers
    See for example this thread first. "Don't beat your meat in Ramadan." No wonder the Moose-limbs look wan! No sex, and no drink That must be, I think why they want all us infidels *gone*!
  • Gay Games Preparations Underway

    06/16/2006 7:12:43 AM PDT · by Extremely Extreme Extremist · 110 replies · 2,063+ views
    CBS2CHICAGO ^ | 16 JUNE 2006 | CBS2CHICAGO
    Opening Ceremonies Will Take Place In One Month (CBS) CHICAGO Opening ceremonies for the Gay Games is just a month away. More than 11,000 people are expected to participate in the games. CBS 2's Dorothy Tucker reports on the preparations underway to make sure everything is ready on time. Luis Henriquez is training for the Gay Games. He's competing in the physique competition. "I'm so, so excited. It's a really a great opportunity to be part of it," Henriquez said. Luis will be among the 12,000 athletes from around the world taking part in the games. He'll join them...
  • Exam sir 'sex act' charge

    07/14/2005 1:20:24 PM PDT · by phoenix_004 · 58 replies · 1,304+ views
    A TEACHER pleasured himself in front of pupils during exams, a court heard yesterday. Shay Kernaghan, 27, put chairs either side of his desk to hide what he was doing, but one sixth-former said: “It was obvious. He went pink and started shaking his hand.” Business studies teacher Kernaghan, who has since left the London school for Muslims, denies eight charges. Case continues at Southwark Crown Court.
  • Monkeys Pay to See Female Monkey Bottoms - [it's not a joke, but it's pretty funny]

    01/29/2005 3:25:44 AM PST · by snarks_when_bored · 51 replies · 6,250+ views
    LiveScience ^ | January 28, 2005 | Robert Roy Britt
    Monkeys Pay to See Female Monkey BottomsBy Robert Roy Britt LiveScience Senior Writer posted: 28 January 2005 04:27 pm ET Would you pay to see a monkey's backside? I hope not. Monkeys will, and I guess that's okay, though it sounds awfully close to the sort of thing that lands guys in jail here in the human realm. A new study found that male monkeys will give up their juice rewards in order to ogle pictures of female monkey's bottoms. The way the experiment was set up, the act is akin to paying for the images, the researchers say. The...
  • Bill Clinton has a new job: He's a Crossword puzzle tester for the New York Times

    12/04/2004 9:39:10 AM PST · by ken5050 · 42 replies · 3,722+ views
    New York Times Magagine | De 5, 2004 | one man's opinion
    Who knew?..The former president of the US has a new gig. He's a crossword puzzle tester for the New York Times. The Sunday puzzle of the NY Times has legions of fans, including myself. So, imagine my surprise, when I open the magazine this morning, to find the following....
  • Designed by Natural Selection

    07/08/2002 12:26:11 PM PDT · by Khepera · 182 replies · 735+ views
    Stands to Reason ^ | Gregory Koukl
    Could it be the evolutionists who are being irrational? About a year and a half ago, I gave a response to an article in the L. A. Times about a book called The Moral Animal--Why We Are the Way We Are: The New Science of Evolutionary Psychology by Robert Wright. This response resulted in my commentary called " Did Morals Evolve? " There are some interesting things in this book I want to comment on. Wright's argument is that it is possible to explain all of man's mental and moral development in terms of evolution, "survival of the fittest," and...