KITTY KELLEY = A FORGERY WEARING A DRESS MIDI - IF YOU'RE HAPPY She's a forgery appearing in a dress The poor DemocRATS are really in distress We're detecting something smelly...yes, indeed it's Kitty Kelley She's a forgery appearing in a dress She's a forgery appearing in a dress She's the favorite of lefties in the press As she takes the heat off Rather, some will listen to her blather She's a forgery appearing in a dress She's a forgery appearing in a dress Katie Couric will proclaim that she is blessed As the SwiftVets sink John Kerry, for the...