Posted on 09/11/2004 11:40:36 AM PDT by doug from upland
KITTY KELLEY = A FORGERY WEARING A DRESS
She's a forgery appearing in a dress
The poor DemocRATS are really in distress
We're detecting something smelly...yes, indeed it's Kitty Kelley
She's a forgery appearing in a dress
She's a forgery appearing in a dress
She's the favorite of lefties in the press
As she takes the heat off Rather, some will listen to her blather
She's a forgery appearing in a dress
She's a forgery appearing in a dress
Katie Couric will proclaim that she is blessed
As the SwiftVets sink John Kerry, for the RATS it's getting scary
She's a forgery appearing in a dress
Don't her friends just call her Kitty Litter?
LOL... Good one!
Doug, Kitty Litter has disappeared from the TV Web Guide listings for the Perky One's show on all three days next week.
Do you know if this is official?
I don't know, but thanks for the heads up about it.
Kitty is also not listed as a guest at the Today Show Page (scroll down to scroll box called "coming up on Today"):
http://msnbc.msn.com/id/3032633/?ta=y
TV Guide has her listed as a Tuesday-only guest as of last night, but she's not there now.
A subdued "woo-hoo" is in order (they may bring her on later but before the election).
Thanks for the good laugh. Great lines.
Finally a song whose tune I can actually sing with the new words. Okay, I've been around the kids too long.
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