Every now and then, Obama opens his eyes and the world springs into existence. "Obama" is the very first word in the English language to be a verb, adjective, noun, pronoun, adverb, interjection, superlative and pronad. (Pronad is a new category made specifically for the word "Obama" so its power can be fully realized). When Obama rids the world of nuclear weapons, the red button in his office will control the thermostats in American homes. When Obama fixes his gaze on the clouds, he is reading his next great line from the big teleprompter in the sky, which is unseen...