Chuck Norris eats Obama for breakfast.
Posted on 08/03/2008 12:39:37 PM PDT by Califreak
Every now and then, Obama opens his eyes and the world springs into existence.
"Obama" is the very first word in the English language to be a verb, adjective, noun, pronoun, adverb, interjection, superlative and pronad. (Pronad is a new category made specifically for the word "Obama" so its power can be fully realized).
When Obama rids the world of nuclear weapons, the red button in his office will control the thermostats in American homes.
When Obama fixes his gaze on the clouds, he is reading his next great line from the big teleprompter in the sky, which is unseen to ordinary humans.
Any sentence containing the name "Obama" and ending in a question mark has been determined to be racist. The only exceptions are rhetorical sentences such as "Is there any way that Obama could be more perfect?"
In Portland, Oregon, Obama fed a multitude of 75 thousand with five government subsidy forms and two rolls of red tape.
Obama knows that his healthcare plan is going to work because he personally tested it in a leper colony, where he healed everyone by shaking hands and kissing babies.
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Doh!
Awesome
Chuck Norris eats Obama for breakfast.
LOL!
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