Dear Sec. Rumsfeld, Regarding Your Memo on The War The stork brought me your memo on the Global War on Terrorism this morning. I don't know why but it seems that everyone in America received a copy of it -- either from the stork or cranked out on some illegal mimeograph machine and stuffed into the morning paper with a note attached that read "Courtesy of Bill and Hill, 2004. Smooches and Don't Stop Thinking About Tomorrow." I don't know why those working for you can't seem to zip it up when they get around a member of the press....