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  • Roadrunner Condemned For Disproportionate Use Of Force Against Coyote

    05/17/2021 2:09:43 PM PDT · by Impala64ssa · 19 replies
    Babylon Bee ^ | 2/16/21
    MOJAVE DESERT, NV—Conflict has heated up between Wile E. Coyote and the Road Runner, with Coyote once again being tricked into plummeting off a cliff. This has led to worldwide condemnation of the Road Runner and his disproportionate use of force, as the Road Runner has repeatedly and severely injured Coyote while Coyote has not once laid a hand on the Road Runner. “The Road Runner has constantly caused Wile E. Coyote to explode, run into walls, and fall off of extremely high cliffs,” reads a U.N. resolution against the Road Runner. “This is abusive treatment of an animal that...