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Roadrunner Condemned For Disproportionate Use Of Force Against Coyote
Babylon Bee ^ | 2/16/21

Posted on 05/17/2021 2:09:43 PM PDT by Impala64ssa

MOJAVE DESERT, NV—Conflict has heated up between Wile E. Coyote and the Road Runner, with Coyote once again being tricked into plummeting off a cliff. This has led to worldwide condemnation of the Road Runner and his disproportionate use of force, as the Road Runner has repeatedly and severely injured Coyote while Coyote has not once laid a hand on the Road Runner.

“The Road Runner has constantly caused Wile E. Coyote to explode, run into walls, and fall off of extremely high cliffs,” reads a U.N. resolution against the Road Runner. “This is abusive treatment of an animal that is merely hungry and has never (successfully) harmed anyone, and the abuse must end.” The resolution was signed by most members of the U.N. (though not the U.S.).

Despite wide condemnation of the Road Runner, President Biden has reiterated support for the Road Runner, saying the Road Runner has a right to self-defense against “coyotes and other predators.” This has put him in conflict with many progressives, including “The Squad,” who see a large imbalance between the threat to the Road Runner and the violence inflicted on Coyote.

“He is just a mean, mean bird,” said Representative Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez. “And what is he doing running around on the ground? The ground is not for birds.” Ocasio-Cortez started pounding her podium. “The ground is not for birds! He needs to go back where he came from... the sky!”

Activists are trying to get businesses to join in putting pressure on the Road Runner with an announcement they have joined forces with the ACME Corporation.


TOPICS: Humor; Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: babylonbee; riadrunner; satire; wileecoyote
Looks like Wile E Coyote settled with Acme. Even Acme's gone woke. Satire or not AOC and the rest of the squad are for the birds to put it mildly.
1 posted on 05/17/2021 2:09:43 PM PDT by Impala64ssa
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To: Impala64ssa

LMAO! Lulz.


2 posted on 05/17/2021 2:11:51 PM PDT by cranked
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To: Impala64ssa

3 posted on 05/17/2021 2:13:31 PM PDT by monkeyshine (live and let live is dead)
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To: Impala64ssa

Looks like he finally got him!

Warning: Language (And if you don’t want your childhood memories shattered)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UP8zGu9oDfA


4 posted on 05/17/2021 2:16:44 PM PDT by dfwgator (Endut! Hoch Hech!)
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To: Impala64ssa

AOC

Super Genius


5 posted on 05/17/2021 2:17:07 PM PDT by Drawsing (Fools show their annoyance at once, the prudent man overlooks an insult. Proverbs 12:16)
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To: Impala64ssa

Looney Tunes of my growing up years should be required viewing for today’s elementary students. They would learn a whole lot more valuable lessons than being subject to non-stop indoctrination. They might could use a few of these:

-Foghorn to Prissy Hen: “Show him what you got, but dooooonn’t let him have it!”
-Daffy Duck (logic); “This week is next week’s last week.”
-Yosemite Sam: “Chaaaaarrrrgge!!!. . . Retreeeaatt!!”
-Bugs Bunny: “I shouldn’t have taken that left turn in Albequerque. . . .”


6 posted on 05/17/2021 2:35:35 PM PDT by RatRipper ( Democrats and socialists are vile liars, thdieves and murderers - enemies of good and America.)
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To: Impala64ssa

OK somebody’s gotta do it...

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=vfUrrvzY8QA


7 posted on 05/17/2021 2:46:44 PM PDT by Paleo Pete (You can't fix stupid, but you can numb it with a 2X4...)
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To: Impala64ssa

THAT was literally one of the funniest things I’ve read in a long, long time.

Appreciate the post! (Still sitting here LMAO..)


8 posted on 05/17/2021 2:58:22 PM PDT by jstolzen
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To: Impala64ssa

but the Road Runner just drives by ,LOL


9 posted on 05/17/2021 3:05:17 PM PDT by butlerweave
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To: Impala64ssa

Now I have that theme song stuck in my head. Not necessarily a bad thing, considering what’s normally there.


10 posted on 05/17/2021 3:12:14 PM PDT by Veggie Todd (Religion. It's like a History class. Without the facts. )
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To: Impala64ssa

This is how far the Babylon Bee has to go to stay ahead of the left.


11 posted on 05/17/2021 3:20:31 PM PDT by TwelveOfTwenty (Still praying for our country and President Trump)
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BFL


12 posted on 05/17/2021 3:49:45 PM PDT by mykroar (God speed, President Trump)
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To: Impala64ssa

As usual, great humor from the Bee...


13 posted on 05/17/2021 3:55:50 PM PDT by Deplorable American1776 (Rest In PEACE, Rush H. Limbaugh III. You are missedhe t already...)
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To: monkeyshine

14 posted on 05/17/2021 4:58:18 PM PDT by Bonemaker (invictus maneo)
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To: dfwgator

😂👍


15 posted on 05/17/2021 5:08:16 PM PDT by Eagles6 (Welcome to the Matrix circa 1984.)
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To: monkeyshine

Good old Wile E. Coyote and his invincible faith in the ACME product line. He was brand loyal to a fault.


16 posted on 05/17/2021 6:53:18 PM PDT by Yardstick
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To: Yardstick
Good old Wile E. Coyote and his invincible faith in the ACME product line. He was brand loyal to a fault.

Exactly like minority voters with democrats, and with as little justification.

17 posted on 05/18/2021 5:16:41 AM PDT by Pollster1 (America is no longer in Claire Wolfe's "awkward stage")
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To: RatRipper

I watched Looney Tunes as a kid also. I still LMAO whenever I watch them today.😆😆😆


18 posted on 05/18/2021 8:41:41 AM PDT by Impala64ssa (Virtue signalling is no virtue)
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To: Impala64ssa

I always rooted for Wile E. That darn bird was so annoying!


19 posted on 05/21/2021 4:54:32 PM PDT by exDemMom (Current visual of the hole the US continues to dig itself into: http://www.usdebtclock.org)
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To: Impala64ssa
The problem isn't disproportionate use of force by Roadrunner; it is the use of a poor quality arms dealer by Coyote.

-PJ

20 posted on 05/21/2021 5:04:53 PM PDT by Political Junkie Too (* LAAP = Left-wing Activist Agitprop Press (formerly known as the MSM))
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