Posted on 05/17/2021 2:09:43 PM PDT by Impala64ssa
MOJAVE DESERT, NV—Conflict has heated up between Wile E. Coyote and the Road Runner, with Coyote once again being tricked into plummeting off a cliff. This has led to worldwide condemnation of the Road Runner and his disproportionate use of force, as the Road Runner has repeatedly and severely injured Coyote while Coyote has not once laid a hand on the Road Runner.
“The Road Runner has constantly caused Wile E. Coyote to explode, run into walls, and fall off of extremely high cliffs,” reads a U.N. resolution against the Road Runner. “This is abusive treatment of an animal that is merely hungry and has never (successfully) harmed anyone, and the abuse must end.” The resolution was signed by most members of the U.N. (though not the U.S.).
Despite wide condemnation of the Road Runner, President Biden has reiterated support for the Road Runner, saying the Road Runner has a right to self-defense against “coyotes and other predators.” This has put him in conflict with many progressives, including “The Squad,” who see a large imbalance between the threat to the Road Runner and the violence inflicted on Coyote.
“He is just a mean, mean bird,” said Representative Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez. “And what is he doing running around on the ground? The ground is not for birds.” Ocasio-Cortez started pounding her podium. “The ground is not for birds! He needs to go back where he came from... the sky!”
Activists are trying to get businesses to join in putting pressure on the Road Runner with an announcement they have joined forces with the ACME Corporation.
LMAO! Lulz.
Looks like he finally got him!
Warning: Language (And if you don’t want your childhood memories shattered)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UP8zGu9oDfA
AOC
Super Genius
Looney Tunes of my growing up years should be required viewing for today’s elementary students. They would learn a whole lot more valuable lessons than being subject to non-stop indoctrination. They might could use a few of these:
-Foghorn to Prissy Hen: “Show him what you got, but dooooonn’t let him have it!”
-Daffy Duck (logic); “This week is next week’s last week.”
-Yosemite Sam: “Chaaaaarrrrgge!!!. . . Retreeeaatt!!”
-Bugs Bunny: “I shouldn’t have taken that left turn in Albequerque. . . .”
THAT was literally one of the funniest things I’ve read in a long, long time.
Appreciate the post! (Still sitting here LMAO..)
but the Road Runner just drives by ,LOL
Now I have that theme song stuck in my head. Not necessarily a bad thing, considering what’s normally there.
This is how far the Babylon Bee has to go to stay ahead of the left.
BFL
As usual, great humor from the Bee...
😂👍
Good old Wile E. Coyote and his invincible faith in the ACME product line. He was brand loyal to a fault.
Exactly like minority voters with democrats, and with as little justification.
I watched Looney Tunes as a kid also. I still LMAO whenever I watch them today.😆😆😆
I always rooted for Wile E. That darn bird was so annoying!
-PJ
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