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"Ain't Jokin'!!" (To be sung to Steve Miller Band's "The Joker") Dem sheeple call MUD a spaced-out boy.....yeah... 'Cuz I see a future that's Just. Some FReepers call me Moe Reese... 'Cuz I seek the Imprisonment of S.C.U.M.**!! Sheeple squawk, "Let Willie Be!!" Say Right's tellin' you wrong, steerin' you wrong... Well, don't you worry, Nation, don't worry... Cause MUD's right here--fightin'--right here where he belongs!! 'Cuz MUD's a FReeper...MUD's a grinnin'... Slick's a Felon...should be in prison... We'll FReep Left's music 'gainst RATS' S.C.U.M.**!! I ain't jokin'...Laws've been broken... DemRATS' are misspoken... Demand Justice fer Slick's TREASON!! Wooo Hooooo...

"Stranglehold!!" (To be sung to Ted Nugent's "Stranglehold") Here we come again, Bill Clinton...Gonna RE-Impeach!! Medyuh FReaks got No SAY, Slick Willie!!Clinton's Gonna Git FReeped!! Slick, Right's been stalkin' you so long... You know Truth's here to stay!! Got you in a stranglehold, Willie...RINOS, Git Outta OUR Way!!! Slick, you married a bitch now, din'tcha?! What were YOU thinkin', you hound?! Soiled OUR House, You Villainous TRAITOR... Dig Mudboy's Righteous Sound!!! Folks, Yer Forefather's DIED fer you to be FRee... Socialism's sooooo passe'!! Got RATS in a stranglehold now, Country... Let's DETHRONE Slick TODAY!!! (The BigMan kickin' it on guitar...

"Gonna Win California!!" (To be sung to Led Zeppelin's "Goin' To California") < Drawback... > < Exhale. > Spend my days with a woman unkind, Smoked my stuff an' drank all my wine. Made up my mind, make a new start, Goin'a California with Dutch Reagan in my heart. Limbaugh told me there're Lib'rals out there... Right'll open their eyes...RAT Powers're unaware!! LeftWing dances but RATS' Soul is Maimed!! Never let Press tell ya the Parties're all the same. Hohh...DemRATS are Reds, Left's Med'yuh won't say, RATS wonder how Left's Heroes could ever follow Willaaaay!!Th' mountains an' the canyons start...